Amien

Can't you just reset the clock?

I wonder who paid for that pardon & how much/what did Trump get in return?

The "hair" on the Miller dog cracked me up

I thought the jester on ketamine line was totally fitting. All of it was. Musk hates being laughed at & talked about (negatively at least) just as much as Trump

Instead of laughing at him, they are starting to talk aloud about him. 👏👏👏

Yeah never. That's a totally new group to me. I'm gonna check out more of their songs. Are there any you like best?

Were you thinking of Masengil when you wrote that? That's the first thing that popped into my mind lol

That's just him sweating out the shoe polish

I never heard this before!
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style"

It's not even necessarily the swinger part that's bothersome. It's thinking about Roger Stone & Rudy Giuliani involved in any of it

Alright...to be fair you're rocking it.
🎵 Cause you're a cool cat
Tapping on the toe with a new hat
Ooh just cruising
Driving along like the swing
king 🎵

Makes you wanna set that radio right next a bathtub

Don't ask Alexa. She'll tell Jeff Bezos on you

Rudy Giuliani is a study in when venereal disease affects the brain

😂 A cat in a Hawaiian shirt. Now that's just silly L'in!

That sounds feasible

Fuck you Sean Duffy. Too bad he doesn't fly commercial when the air traffic controllers are all being overworked & unpaid. In fact, can we get the whole administration on the same commercial flight?

Well look at it this way, all those expenses are probably deductible. Now, let's talk about that $25k. @heartlesscreatures.bsky.social says he has a timeshare in Orlando for me to invest in so we could always go halvesies on that

Rub it in buddy. Just my luck Saturday will be freezing, rainy & windy so if it's in the 80s for you please don't tell me lol

I have an incredibly sound investment opportunity for you. Guaranteed to triple your money! All you need to do is Venmo me $25,000 & I will email you the details to the plan of a lifetime! Build generational wealth!

Imagine letting that gross prick touch you? Imagine letting him touch your wife? I hate these people

Everyone wants a piece the Deez

I like this idea. Let's see how Trump likes being threatened with withholding money

Experts Say Blue States Can Stop Paying Federal Taxes. There’s Precedent If we could use nullification for people to get high, why can’t we use it to protect human rights and stop fascism?

Soft secession

Legislation creates a Federal Tax Escrow Account in the state treasury. Instead of employers forwarding collected federal taxes to Washington, they send them to the state. The state holds the money in escrow. A legislative panel reviews federal spending for constitutional compliance.

A kid’s book with a little girl and a puppy on a red background

For tonight’s bedtime story:

This is true. They've already got a little Vito Spatafore in them. But are still trying to keep it on the DL. Sad that a major political party today still thinks homosexuality is shameful...but is totally ok with pedophilia

Well, given that the Republicans in Congress acquiesce to almost every demand, he's not really that far off now. And we're already at the point where he doesn't give a fig about what the judiciary says unless it's in his favor

Hey @docdeezwhat.bsky.social you're famous! You've got your little hat on & everything!

I don't know when I'll see the 60s here again