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U.S. military falters during Arctic exercise NATO defense officials have confirmed that European allies, led by the United Kingdom and Scandinavian countries, currently carry the primary responsibility for Arctic military operations, as the Unit...

“Exercise commanders had to ask Finnish reservists, the most formidable Arctic warriors, who were playing the role of invaders in the war games, to go easy on the Americans,” the source said. “The Finns had to be told to stop beating the Americans as it was embarrassing and demoralising for them.”

25.01.2026 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have a car, they'll be fine. The bike guys are having a bad time though.

30.12.2025 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

06.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 13361    🔁 11712    💬 202    📌 1285
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I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

01.07.2025 19:14 — 👍 7342    🔁 1880    💬 307    📌 675
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Protect Yourself From Meta’s Latest Attack on Privacy Researchers recently caught Meta using an egregious new tracking technique to spy on you. Exploiting a technical loophole, the company was able to have their apps snoop on users’ web browsing. This tr...

Meta’s track record on privacy was already spotty, but the newest web-to-app trick is particularly brazen. Here’s what to do next.

20.06.2025 18:02 — 👍 150    🔁 62    💬 2    📌 10

Doing our part for AI training.

10.06.2025 02:54 — 👍 988    🔁 221    💬 14    📌 10

Took the bike out for the first time in ages, went 30 km. It was fun, but my muscles would like a word now.

01.06.2025 02:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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CTV Cancelled a Fact-Checking Segment in Response to Political Pressure From Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives Audio recording shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives

NEW: CTV cancelled a fact-checking segment in response to political pressure from Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives

An audio recording obtained by PressProgress shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives

01.04.2025 21:31 — 👍 2449    🔁 1270    💬 321    📌 664
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Vergesst Schokobrunnen und Candy Bars! Der neueste Party-Hingucker ist ein Gewürzgurken-Brunnen – und wir haben natürlich den passenden Inhalt dazu! 🥒⛲️ ___________________ 🔎 Alle Infos zu unseren Pro... TikTok video by kuehne_de

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25.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Canada Goose and a bald eagle standing on ice. The goose is not having any of it.

A Canada Goose and a bald eagle standing on ice. The goose is not having any of it.

04.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

27.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 7002    🔁 744    💬 91    📌 35

incredibly funny that a member of the Danish People's Party (which is right-wing populist too!) is the one saying this

nationalism vs nationalism

22.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 756    🔁 109    💬 16    📌 6
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#moodboard

15.01.2025 11:47 — 👍 129    🔁 27    💬 3    📌 4
A rake leaning against a tree

A rake leaning against a tree

As a technology person, this is how I deal with the leaves.

30.11.2024 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got you, introverts

23.11.2024 18:14 — 👍 2134    🔁 493    💬 79    📌 123

…off a bridge?

22.11.2024 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I can confirm that in advance of our Ghost Bike delivery to Queen's Park tonight they have put up fences. All this big talk from the Premier and he's scared of a few cyclists it seems #BikeTO. Tonight we ride!

21.11.2024 18:50 — 👍 68    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 10

I haven't looked for a block, but muting a few group chats has done wonders for what little attention span I have.

17.11.2024 05:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your MFA code is July 16, 1986

08.11.2024 22:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have attempted this 'running' thing. When does the lung burning thing go away? I don't remember chain smoking for the last 80 years, but it certainly feels like it.

11.09.2024 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bluesky is good sometimes actually.

09.08.2024 03:33 — 👍 431    🔁 83    💬 0    📌 2

Drinking free rum because they don’t know what rye is.

09.08.2024 03:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a great day to be working in IT.

19.07.2024 13:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good to know for insurance purposes, if they'll cover such things getting soggy.

18.07.2024 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In "Detachable Penis," frontman John S. Hall recites a deadpan monologue in which he portrays the owner of the titular penis.

After a night of heavy drinking, the narrator awakens to find his penis is missing, which has happened on similar occasions. He looks for it in his apartment, calls the place where the party was to see if they had found it, and asks some people that were also at the party. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to recover his penis.

Depressed, he goes to Kiev Restaurant for breakfast. He then encounters a street vendor who is in possession of the missing penis. He negotiates the price and buys his penis back for $17 ($37.00 in 2023). He cleans and reattaches it at home.[3]

Lyrical content In "Detachable Penis," frontman John S. Hall recites a deadpan monologue in which he portrays the owner of the titular penis. After a night of heavy drinking, the narrator awakens to find his penis is missing, which has happened on similar occasions. He looks for it in his apartment, calls the place where the party was to see if they had found it, and asks some people that were also at the party. Despite his best efforts, he is unable to recover his penis. Depressed, he goes to Kiev Restaurant for breakfast. He then encounters a street vendor who is in possession of the missing penis. He negotiates the price and buys his penis back for $17 ($37.00 in 2023). He cleans and reattaches it at home.[3]

TIL the Wikipedia entry for Detachable Penis adjusts for inflation

07.06.2024 12:26 — 👍 904    🔁 257    💬 31    📌 18

I see we’ve had a similar day. Is this why we drink?

24.05.2024 00:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, that’s terrible

10.05.2024 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's the stupid spirit!

10.05.2024 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, shit.

17.02.2024 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will regularly not reply to people who message me at quitting time until the next morning. I also will choose to ignore "Hello" until they finally get to a point. Nobody said instant messaging was required to be instant.

12.02.2024 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0