small naturals

i didn’t get the “good at computers” autism 💔

women love to eat a bit of cheese

women respond to bass

the smallest speaker ever from JBL, the JBL Clit

you can call your pets stinky and they can do nothing to stop you

jane remover? how about jane *includer* let’s focus on uplifting other women please 🙏🏻

i have undergone a special brain surgery that has allowed me to yearn at levels 10-20% higher than the average person

catch me at the club cuttin it up to some techno

once i learn how to do the charleston it’s over for you bitches

my fridge has a sensor and beeps when the door is left open and it gaslights me 7 times a day

sad to see

multiple computer monitors allows me to simultaneously look at more pictures of women kissing

patting myself on the back for thinking trans women are fuckable 😌😌😌

they should make work illegal so it doesn’t interrupt lesbian dates with no defined ending

now tell me why it’s asking me this

you go bald from eating pussy

Jesus would’ve sucked strap.

soft launching the right wing grift by making art that’s dogshit

thought i maxed out my yearn meter but there’s a second one like in a video game when a boss has two health bars

women: here is a list of different traits we find attractive and desirable. follow this and you’ll probably have a lot more success with women :)

men: i’m gonna not wipe my ass

up early today so i can have more gay thoughts

:)

saying “now THIS is podracing” when she cums

cucking someone but every few minutes i stop and look over and say stuff like “i bet you’d do a really good job too” to reassure them

it literally is though

busy day working at the Liking Every Lesbian’s Selfie On Insta factory

bouncing on it with pure grit and determination

goated with the sauce on the side

*femail, sorry