dough bby 🏳️‍⚧️

they’re calling me the food eater

you think you’re depressed? that’s cute. last night i unlocked bad thoughts you’ve never heard of

unpack your misogyny. women (cis or trans) are not just their genitalia

reducing lesbianism to liking pussy / being repulsed by dick is cringe as fuck

do yall think my dick is clocky

Lemme follow it’ll be good practice. I can read it decently but coming up with my own words is tough

i forgot all of it lol

i took 4 semesters of Italian in college

bike on bike harassment is crazy

bisexual women who wanna have a threesome should try having a bf who’s not ugly that would help a lot i think

nevertheless, she posted

good questions to ask on a first date:
- what have you been doing for fun lately?
- what are some niche interests of yours?
- are you italian

i’m cruising tn (looking at insta stories and replying to the lesbians)

do it and then be like “hey excuse me, did one of you fart?” perfect ice breaker

getting into the labubu subreddit

cancelling you for not being clicker trained

3 word poem

not unhinged that’s just lesbianism

sometimes merely scolding isn’t enough so you gotta hit em with the Paulie Walnuts point

My greatest bangers always go under-appreciated 😔 i can only hope that after i perish the impact of my work will finally be recognized

bisexual girl whose bf gets completely naked every time he takes a shit: we’re looking for a sexy lady to play with and share 😘

ok it’s on. gotta figure out what we’re feuding over

im not a DJ

i have two armpits which means i need at least two girlfriends. at least.

i woke up this morning lying on my back and my kitten was sleeping on my chest tucked underneath my chin and i can’t stop thinking about it 🥲

catch me at the club on the dance floor pulling nerds gummy clusters out of my purse and offering them to people

you’re in her DMs, im also in her DMs maybe we could all be friends and hang out some time :)

i respect you even more after seeing this

where does one find a group of local twinks to compete against myself and my doll friends in various physical challenges