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@chriselmer.bsky.social

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@marcusbrig.bsky.social this is almost word for word a very funny bit i saw you do more than once on racist neighbours. "They are going to rape your wife". "What, all of them?". Or something like that. It brought the house down with its obvious ludicrous daftness.

my god.

03.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to chime in, i was just browing bluesky. I use Swinsian on desktop to organise my music (like olden days itunes, it's perfect for simple filing a massive collection) and then i run a little plex server on a raspi just for music and use plexamp for listening on the go.

19.09.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@vecchiojo.bsky.social new bike day :)

29.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no ad-free single screen option. This is shit.

05.07.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really unimpressed with this.

05.07.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giro had a stream with ads, a stream without ads and multiscreen. The stream without ads has been removed for the tour.

05.07.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@robhatch.bsky.social argh... So if I don't want adverts, I have to watch multiscreen. I don't want to watch multiscreen. This is rubbish. This is really stupid. Multiscreen gives me a headache.

05.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jonnylong.bsky.social last week. It was last week that I realised I was wearing the wrong jeans.

03.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@nedboulting.bsky.social can you spot the latest addition to this shelf?

14.06.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I suggest the Rutland and Melton Cicle Classic is a race that stands alongside Lincoln and possibly even above it. Well worth a visit next year.

05.06.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@kit-nicholson.bsky.social re. WVA's knee in todays pod. I think he has keloids. My wife and son get this. Even a minor cut can heal pretty lumpy. I'm not sure the appearance matches the severity.

19.05.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Skeleton Crew deserves to be mentioned. A properly good family TV series.

21.04.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It sits in esteemed company on my shelf.

04.04.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Children by Robert Miles.

30.03.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elbows up, Canada.

22.03.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 52558    πŸ” 13426    πŸ’¬ 1500    πŸ“Œ 2312

@robhatch.bsky.social did you describe ganna as "bollocking" down the hill. Amazing. I love it.

22.03.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when tech was young. You had good lines about 1. People scrolling their phones look like they are wanking off a gerbil (I think about this alot) and 2. "You bought the phone, you didn't invent it". It was all much more innocent back then.

20.03.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries, we are waiting for the paperback :)

19.03.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son would love to read Chris Hoy's memoir. He is 14 and has just read his kids' book. His verdict "he is a very positive person". If available, yes please.

19.03.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(on a personal note it's quite striking how quickly I've gone from "generally a bit of a pinko on defence issues" to "and could I just do a monthly direct debit to BAE Systems, would that help")

28.02.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1499    πŸ” 200    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 37
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A very clear response from London Fire Commissioner, Andy Rowe to a question at Fire Plenary last week from Emma Best AM about the impact of LTNs on fire brigade attendance times.

"We genuinely couldn't find any evidence of LTNs doing anything to our overall attendance times".

17.02.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 490    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 38

It would be a bt weird to go to this show (wherver it next lands) without a child so I suggest acquiring one if you do not have a ready supply at home. An hour of solid glorious laughter. And as you can see here, I was accusΓ© by Luke and @marcellucont.bsky.social (of bogey rolling.... guilty!)

15.02.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I only had a crappy phone camera and the light fittings were really high but you might like this photo of Richard III watching your gig today.

08.02.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like when Lemmy was sacked from Hawkwind for doing drugs.

07.02.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to it. Your preview set in Leicester was excellent and I keep wanting to call people toe (tow, I realise) rags.

04.02.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made a refrence on twitter to a primary school hymn and the big boobie nudey ladies have been liking it for weeks. It really chimed with that demographic apparently. (to be fair to them, "This Is The Day" was an asolute banger. )

01.02.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance

31.01.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eurosport is closing down in the UK - cycling is about to get a lot more expensive to watch Live cycling to be shown on TNT Sports from next month

A 31 GBP monthly subscription to watch cycling.

Fuck off. πŸ˜‚

www.cyclingweekly.com/news/eurospo...

28.01.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 9

I hate fancy dress generally but i especially miss the sea of Dutch fans in orange at the darts. It's all sombreros and teletubbies now.

03.01.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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