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george lucas half reads franz kafkas the trial like one time in the late 90s and then is like

i know what i must write

what if you made franz kafka watch the phantom menace and told him it was the future

donald trump in the halo universe:
“See Ive met the covenant, great people the covenant are. They say they want to activate the halo, to destroy the flood. We hate the flood, dont we folks. Very bad. We should help the Covenant with all the military might we have”

hatsune miku

if i were an evil spaceship maker i would just make my ventilation shafts too small for jedi to fit thru

xbox

gamer

The Church has to live in this weird space where they have to feel both ostracized and as a minority and as the majority arbiters of morality for the “common man,” which is super strange to think about

not knocking christians, but rather the institution that exists around them

azurik more like azumanga diaoh-rik

thank you ill be here all week

Gee i wonder why Halo resonated with a post 9/11 America

i was gonna try to beat it tonight but its 3am im tired

the library isnt that bad of a level yall just bitch too much

btw proof it happens lmao, guess some of them arent stupid enough to like a post calling them out

xbox

a girl with blue hair is making a face ALT: a girl with blue hair is making a face

you have tainted the experiment how could you

xbox

both posts i have made with “ xbox “ in the message have instantly gotten 3 likes

surely these arent bots and this post wont have exactly 3 likes

the xbox game Amped is so good i dont even care if i sound like a boomer when i say they really dont make em like they used to

fallout 3 is the best game ever, full stop

does microsoft know they can just contract a game for exclusivity and not buy a whole company

knights of the old rebupic

return of the jedi is the best one

return of the jedi? they never left

watched the empire strikes back

wait is star wars good actually

any time Fable loads a cutscene i think my xbox is gonna brick lmao

Gritty reboots of video game franchises arent inherently bad

prove me wrong

today is christmas eve meaning if i have too much mountain dew today it doesnt count

fable too fuck lmao

so true, ive almost beaten fable i think!