Magnificent Corvid

OK cigarettes for breakfast are great and I hate that

Idk I just can't bring myself to listen to a band with "cigarettes" in their name. I think of this vintage Tweet every time I see one.

Maybe one day I will get bored of Whirr

Sorry did anyone else get the memo that Hundredth's latest vibe is 2010s alternative rock?

I do have a reverse psychology strategy for this viz. i take up more room in the conversation until they get sick of hearing me talk, but MY GOODNESS it's a lot of work.

And it's not like I DON'T like talking to my friends, I do, but there comes a point where I don't want to anymore and they still do.

Sorry I'm too busy deciphering an ancient tongue (playing chants of sennaar) is likely to not cut it...

I moved countries to be in a different time zone so I could avoid this situ but once daylight savings kicks in, I'm done for...

The only good part about work being hardcore is that you can tell people you're too busy to catch up on the phone and to just text but what do you do when you're on vacation and you DEFINITELY don't want to talk but now you don't have an excuse.

At what point in your career do you stop being stressed out about stupid work stuff because it's been going on for 15 years

Lol jox, I download the wavs

I hit that 'buy digital album' link so fast you'd think mp3s were in limited supply

Probably the only band whose releases I buy without even a test listen

Whirr you were supposed to be dead and yet here you are :')

I've given up on making best albums of the year lists seeing as how I prefer to obsess over one singular band's entire discography for approx. six months - 2 years at a time

Btw I'm averaging ten gigs a year but I feel like i can do better.

Have a nice life playing Hellfest and not stopping by Paris like how is that ok where do I file a complaint

Update: turns out he didn't get poached he just casually bought out the competition.

Hundredth x Heavenward I could not ask for a greater gift

Kinda stressed out about stupid work stuff but then I read that this was the hottest July on record and now I know we're all going to die v soon so it's fine.

I myself did not know I liked witch-core fashion inspo, tho to everyone else I guess the crows were a p. big giveaway

Algorithms have figured out I like witchcore fashion inspo and suddenly I'm like yee take my data listen to my conversations privacy is a social construct GDPR who?

I've listened to HANDLINGNOISE's s/t like thrice since it released in 2012 and now I realise life is too short to not wear that expensive perfume so you bet I have it on repeat all day everyday.

#Hundredth 's Rare is a 10/10 perfect album and I don't know why it's taken me three years of listening to it + Ultrarare on the reg to say this this

People are stopping to check them out so it seems to be working, but which is the original meilleure baguette de paris now?

They're not even subtle about it, they've just put up giant posters outside the shop with his face all over them.

Bakery down the road seems to have poached the best baguette maker in Paris from the other bakery down the road.

Your weird little fruity son isn't a disappointment, he is the very symbol humanity is moving slowly but surely towards a society where one day we might be free.

The fact that the next generation of kids is softer than the previous is a sign of the progress of civilization, and every generation should be grateful to see it.

Truly the metaphor no one expected.