notapaladin/ship-to-hell

notapaladin/ship-to-hell

@notapaladin.bsky.social

30s, writer nerd, semi-professional proofreader

112 Followers 197 Following 1,404 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 hour ago

Yaellia has two children! A toddler daughter (Annia) and an infant son (Klemens). She loves them dearly, but due to the Garlean civil war, the Endwalker fallout, and her adventuring career, she hasn't seen them in a while. She misses them terribly, but you can't take babies into a dungeon.

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16 hours ago
screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky:

Greg Pak
thunder in brooklyn

Susan Rinkunas
thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes

CHOAM: Spaceknight 
people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot

Look the feed made a poem

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4 hours ago
a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

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5 hours ago
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Halmarut #art #ffxiv

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10 hours ago

IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU LILIES DO NOT TAKE THEM HOME. AND WASH YOUR CLOTHES RIGHT AWAY. I honestly wouldn’t even keep one at your work desk if you got the pollen on your sleeve and went home to your cat who rubbed against it you could kill your cat so just. Be as safe as possible. NO LILIES. NONE.

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20 hours ago
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Here we go again!

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22 hours ago
A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue.
???: Hard to look away, isn't it?
Meryall Botanist: But they're more than pretty flowers. "Heartblooms" are attuned to ambient emotion.
A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue.
Krile: I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that term.
Nidhana: Akasa? It is one of the unseen energies defined by Hannish alchemical theory. A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue.
Nidhana: But even for us, akasa is a somewhat abstract field of study. A lack of practical application lends itself poorly to formalized research.
Nidhana: Which is why my analysis of your flower can amount to little more than idle speculation. I am sorry...

Harped on this before, but terms introduced in Endwalker—Etheirys, dynamis, Elpis flowers—all have common names, and these names are most likely restricted to Sharlayan scholarly papers.

The star is known as Hydaelyn (if not simply "the star"), dynamis as akasa, and Elpis flowers are heartblooms.

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1 day ago

I think people are overrating the odds the ayatollah is a purely rational utility maximizer and underrating the odds the guy is rather upset about his father, wife, and daughter being incinerated and wants his pound of flesh.

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21 hours ago

oh my god, that's great news!

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2 days ago
BECOME MUTUALS
With:
• Lesbians
• People on 5 different stimulants
• People obsessed with a
band/artist
• people w personality disorders
• junkies
• Canadians
• fujoshis
Your contacts are the real "money".
Network your way to success.
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1 day ago

I think a lot about a post by someone who ran a hobby shop of some form (forget if it was a comic shop or Warhammer store or what) that basically said putting up a little rainbow flag sticker on the door was the best business decision they made because they served as That Guy repellants.

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1 day ago

Trump’s power and by extension his entire movement are built around the idea that by asserting something you manifest it in reality. Even if it’s not true many people will behave as if is so you can get away with it.

It is alarmingly effective in law, domestic politics. It cannot unblock a strait.

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3 days ago
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Rediscovered this graph I made and I stand by it.

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2 days ago

this is also my ongoing frustration. you can not run for office on "democracy is under threat" and then lose and go "oh well, nice game everyone"

they put us in a constant state of hypervigilance & terror begging for our last $5 to save the country and then they do the joint softball game.

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2 days ago

jacket off, sleeves rolled up....plz.....

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2 days ago
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I think she would look cute in any hairstyle #hazbinhotel #charliemorningstar

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2 days ago

Its hating on Alastor hours. I'm president of hating Alastor.

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2 days ago

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

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2 days ago

god i need a remote job. ANY JOB. i will write emails i will edit manuscripts i will proofread anything that holds still long enough. you need data entry? you need spreadsheets? i'm your girl

but nobody is HIRING. do i need to print my resume on a sandwich board & dance naked on the corner??

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3 days ago

How am I this many years old before I found out that MALE ALLIGATORS ARE ALWAYS ERECT

DO THE SCALIES KNOW

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

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3 days ago
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My friend's fav #hazbinhotel characters are Emily and Sir Pentious, so I'm drawing them (+ his OC, Vale)

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1 year ago

Honestly, the sooner you can unlearn jealousy and envy as reactions to others’ success, the better off you’ll be.

There are better ways to motivate yourself to succeed than hoping that your peers don’t.

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3 months ago
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I’m still wondering what their new deal is all about. It has to be more than simply “fix my staff, and I’ll help destroy the gun”.
I just feel like there’s more to it 🤔

#HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelFanart #Alastor #Rosie #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelRosie

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2 days ago
“Uh-oh.”

“Uh-oh.”

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2 days ago

THE AUDIENCE: We really love this one guy.

THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY: Too bad, here's this other guy. And we're putting him in everything until you like him.

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2 days ago

god i need a remote job. ANY JOB. i will write emails i will edit manuscripts i will proofread anything that holds still long enough. you need data entry? you need spreadsheets? i'm your girl

but nobody is HIRING. do i need to print my resume on a sandwich board & dance naked on the corner??

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3 days ago
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Oh hey it's oomfs

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3 days ago
A digital sketch of Wuk Lamat flexing her biceps and smiling, with Alisaie and Alphinaud hanging from her arms. Alisaie looks delighted while Alphinaud looks surprised

They may not have showed it on screen, but I know in my heart that this happened at least once

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3 days ago
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His character evolution needs to be studied 🧐

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3 days ago

Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.

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