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@guzmayaboi.bsky.social

Lesbian system who enjoys complaining and animals. Account technically belongs to our host Guzma. Any pronouns. No minor followers plz pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT

37 Followers  |  70 Following  |  675 Posts  |  Joined: 22.08.2025  |  1.9885

Latest posts by guzmayaboi.bsky.social on Bluesky


WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOKO ONO HAS A BLUESKY

21.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting gay men that want to fuck Incineroar and competitive VGC players in an Incineroar themed escape room together to see what happens

21.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And now it’s basically impossible to play anywhere. I literally had to buy a DSi to get a legit copy, and I only got it because I pleaded with the eBay seller like a crazy person

21.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Helpful graph

21.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
new alters know only 2 things: go to gynecology and be gay

new alters know only 2 things: go to gynecology and be gay

21.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
artwork of edelgard von hresvelg and byleth eisner with an evil and intimidating horse. 

edelgard is riding the horse in her emperor armor with aymr strapped to her back. byleth is at the side, wearing dark knight armor with the adrestian eagle on a cloth accenting the armor set. byleth is carrying edelgard's shield on her back, and the sword of the creator is carried on her hip. in the distance are banners with the adrestian eagle. i am never drawing a horse ever again

artwork of edelgard von hresvelg and byleth eisner with an evil and intimidating horse. edelgard is riding the horse in her emperor armor with aymr strapped to her back. byleth is at the side, wearing dark knight armor with the adrestian eagle on a cloth accenting the armor set. byleth is carrying edelgard's shield on her back, and the sword of the creator is carried on her hip. in the distance are banners with the adrestian eagle. i am never drawing a horse ever again

awesome lesbian couple and evil and intimidating horse

[ #rsk_art #fe3h #edeleth ]

20.02.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1970    πŸ” 700    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 3

If people complained about healthcare and food and sanitary product and housing costs as much as they do the cost of Nintendo ports that shit would probably be free at this point

20.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries, ty for responding anyways!

20.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Awww shit they got minecraft 2 at this mall

19.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

I only tried playing very recently (I tried getting into it Fall 2025) so unfortunately I don’t have a good answer for you there.

20.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

JESUS BROCK PUT A SHIRT ON

20.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PokΓ©mon Go is basically impossible to play if

1) You live in a rural area (there are no PokΓ©stops or gyms. So no ways to get resources)
2) If you can’t walk

20.02.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Glimpse of a hummingbird moth last summer. 🌼

19.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 554    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

Yes!!! This version crashes a lot unfortunately

20.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(It’s The Three Caballeros)

20.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t seen Spy vs Spy but I need to inform you that there is a movie where Donald Duck is in a bi4bi4bi polycule and this exact scenario happens. His boyfriends stick dynamite up his ass

20.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be awesome if pussies were magnetic in real life so you could just swap between whatever genitals you wished at will

20.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t believe in god or a higher power but if there is one they were tripping absolute BALLS when they made plurality a thing

20.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see the Team Skull rep πŸ‘€

19.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes, of course. People are just creative at evading the ban haha

19.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Desktop PVM + MisterFPGA rig is complete

18.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t know what the techy words mean but you have EXCELLENT taste. Hi mistakepy!!!! Hi lemon!!! Hi sunny day!!! Hi stinker!!! Hi strawberry!!! And the Mogumu mousepad too??? Oh my goodness, what a delightful algorithm pull

19.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While yes, you should block any accounts you don’t want to see similar content to, that’s why they’re popping up in the first place.

19.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I say this as someone who doesn’t mind getting NSFW content in my feed, too. But I’ve heard so many NSFW artists and content creators complain about this. It won’t fix everything, but it’ll certainly help

19.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky needs to implement private accounts ASAP. right now it’s a lose-lose situation. People who want to post NSFW can’t set their accounts to private to protect themselves from outsiders, and the people who stumble upon their posts on accident usually don’t want to see that

19.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I once got recommended a post from a gay porn account being like β€œI’m eating cotton candy grapes right now, to prove I can do other things besides be a horny slut” and I think about this, like, constantly. Peak comedy right there

19.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The main issue rn is that Bluesky currently doesn’t allow private accounts. I’ve seen SOOOOO many people complain about this, it’s really just a lose-lose. The horny people can’t keep themselves protected and people who don’t want to see it are exposed anyways

19.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The issue is that people constantly get pushed out of the spaces that are made FOR them. Tumblr and Twitter used to be the best places to host that kind of content online, but tumblr no longer allows nsfw content and twitter went to shit. So everyone moved here

19.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The genuine answer to this is that Bluesky’s algorithm can’t tell the difference between people talking about actual puppies and kittens, and THOSE kinds of puppies and kittens. So if you interact with ONLY ONE, you’re going to get shown the other.

19.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Guzma did it)

19.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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