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@oilerbry37.bsky.social

Oilers super fan. I enjoy anthem singers wearing fine bespoke suits. Strong armhair game. Music snob. Always hungry. Fuck you Melon Husk! SHO EGA ZER

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Behold, the 2025-26 NHL all-Connor mock draft.

Missed out on 97 and Kyle, but that goalie tandem is money.

I hope this league has PIMs!

18.09.2025 03:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

35 years 😳

17.09.2025 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that’s exactly where it is 😆

14.09.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
McDavid toaster toasting an image of McDavid very badly

McDavid toaster toasting an image of McDavid very badly

Man, this toaster was a ripoff

13.09.2025 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Huge if true

04.09.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My god, it’s almost 40

01.09.2025 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is Wayne Gretzky, seemingly on quaaludes and confined to a wheelchair, for Nissan:

29.08.2025 18:02 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
Side by Side of the Simon & Simon intro and parody
YouTube video by Eji Side by Side of the Simon & Simon intro and parody

All I know about Simon & Simon is when Adam Scott and Jon Hamm did a shot for shot remake of the credit sequence. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN1b...

02.06.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

You above all others will be happy to know I have about a dozen rutabaga plants growing

28.08.2025 03:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Whoa

28.08.2025 03:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Several hundred crabapples litter the lawn road and driveway. Just from today 😳

Several hundred crabapples litter the lawn road and driveway. Just from today 😳

A large organics cart packed full of crabapples

A large organics cart packed full of crabapples

How are we enjoying this years bat shit crazy crabapple shovelling season?

This large bucket has maybe a couple of small kitchen organics bags in it. The rest is all apples 😓 from just this week

28.08.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What is a team host

27.08.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here in The Park we get to choke on refinery row’s fumes AND pay 15-20 cents more per L than the city 🫠

23.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Waterton standoff

22.08.2025 19:07 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Swiss Chalet Dipping Sauce Collection Just in time for summer, we're celebrating our iconic Chalet Dipping Sauce with a line of wearables and accessories. Limited time only, while supplies last.

Chalet sauce bucket hat please 🤣 merch.swisschalet.com?utm_source=n...

08.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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💫Released on this day 1983💥

Superb

#musicsky #recordingsky #recordingstudiosky #musicmoments #musicthread #musicproduction #onthisday #postpunk

08.08.2025 02:41 — 👍 16    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0
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06.08.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Not a Beaverton headline, incredibly

03.08.2025 17:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Aww, I loved hoarding the free packets! #cheapass

01.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[alice in chains voice] bears on the trampoline we are

31.07.2025 01:37 — 👍 25    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0

*international

30.07.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Motherfucking wind farms…

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Wow that’s Kevin Bahl money

30.07.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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30.07.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Makes sense. Right around the time they started timing pitchers too

26.07.2025 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit! How long has this been going on

26.07.2025 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well I don’t know what these guys were talking about then

26.07.2025 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t watch a ton of baseball but when did catchers stop using signals to the pitcher? And what do they do now?

26.07.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

A steal.

17.07.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Actually if it’s ROCK rock hard nothing really works, but half stale? No problem.

15.07.2025 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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