Stanley Kramer was not known as a director of comedies. Should have hired a different director.

But what the fuck do I know.

Solitaire Blues A song about people feeling alone in the world. They got the Solitaire Blues.

Song for the Trumpolini GOP!

There are people on the other side of your slashed budgets and Elmo’s government efficiency experts.

Here are a few examples.

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A meme based on Eyes Wide Shut of Trump in foreground and Epstein in background with Maxwell in a mask.

Scene would be in the mansion and Epstein would be dressed like Ted Cloak.

Caption: Eyes Wide Trump.

Any meme person who likes the idea can have it.

That statement does not fit the narrative.

At least until Trumpolini gets a Big Mac Attack!

One dollar for every lie he’s told.

Should make for a large bull’s eye for future litigants he has harmed outside the scope of his office.

Like all those people he has illegally detained, deported, or kidnapped.

I’m still trying to figure out why there is a space heater in the new MSNOW logo?

Or, is that MSNO?

So Joan bangs in the front and back.

SNL seems to have no idea what to do with Sherman. She was great in her roasts of Colin Jost, but they haven’t done that bit in two years.

And when will SNL realize that poor Mikey Day is one of the least funny people in their history of performers.

Ready! Fire! AIM!

Make America Great again, and again, and again, and again . . .

This cartoon gave me such anxiety I had to smoke a bowel of weed.

Other coaches are not as elite as Herr Saban. They must play by different rules.

The plan as explained to Trumpolini:

“You and Russia win!”

Move beyond the titillation and go straight to the “death panels.”

All the way with RFK.

Why does no one ever ask him to name three of these “legal scholars?”

Karen will not be ignored!!!!!!

More administrative distraction because of their lousy performance.

She should have slapped him in the face.

Or, kicked him in the balls.

In that way they never have to send a reporter on any story.

Much cheaper to talk shit.

Poor Trumpolini too much living in the material world.

He’s a Republican, his mouth is moving, he’s in front of a Congressional committee, and he lies.

Just like Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kravenaugh, and Amy Coney Island.

Judicial precedent and established law my azz.

Congratulations John. You’ve written an important book, at an important time.

You are correct Mr. Lee. Legalized gambling will make every close game, every close play and every referee’s decision suspect.

Soon gambling will become the game and the game will be a bet. The play on the field, the court, the pitch or the ice will become irrelevant.

Should have been lived “long.”

“Put your pants on Sparticus.”

A line that has lived love in our family lore.

“If Peter O’Toole had been any prettier it would have been called ‘Florence of Arabia.’” - Noel Coward

Trump Crab Legs!

Crab Legs you can’t believe!

This I can tell you!

I like a lotta leg!!!

Is that a pontoon boat?

Or, are you just glad to see me.

Bahama Bypass I wrote this song back in the late 1980's for a radio station contest for a trip to the Bahamas. As part of the contest you had to mention the Bahamas and Budweiser. Anyway, I didn't win, but I did ge

How about a little trip to Bermuda, "to start erasing that girl from my mind." While there the young man "cannot even remember my momma. While I vegetate, I'm free."

Thumbnail courtesy of Barton Fink.

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Sue him for defamation.

Go ahead, everyboy else is doing it.

If you want to adequately protect survivors keep them away from Slimeball Johnson, Prince of the Pruity Balls.