Ollie

Finally it was Friday and you were pulling into your driveway after an annoying work week, but to be fair every work week was annoying.

You entered and found your boyfriend sitting at the kitchen table. You greeted him with a kiss. He responded "Where's the stuff for dinner?"

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3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

People miss pronounce and misspell my name constantly, even when it’s right there in my signature in my email

BUH!

Could I interested you in a 300 year old grandfather clock

What is that cap thing and how do you keep it from falling off?

So I may have been just a *little* bit soggy last night... <.<;

#ABDL

Doesn’t my job know that making such a little guy go to work in this cold is child abuse. I should be allowed to stay home

What a cute little puppy nubby!

Surprisingly I don’t feel like this was a waste of time

Not sword related… that’s a difficult one. Probably a bow and arrow because it’s really classic weapon that still holds up and is used commonly today

Do you prefer to call it a paci or a binky

🥴

D-do you… do you want your try agains…

Do you want your try agains without the peel…?

Are you suffering from Hefty Huggies? Packed Pampers? Or a plain old Droopy Diaper?

Consult your caretaker NOW! Ask whether a diaper change is right for YOU. 🚼👈

Incontinence toys + games

“recombobulates your diaper big and smell”
- @mombabsta.bsky.social

It’s alright. He’s only just getting his baby teeth in so it didn’t hurt

They really needed it. But it did take about 24 hours for them to dry and they were not happy about it. Snuffles even tried to bite me

It’s stuffie bath time!

No more undies

...So like imagine being paci-trained by putting this gel on it and getting someone with sleep issues addicted to it. Your sleep being mainly connected to your binky

#fickle_chatter

45!!!

@profanity.accountant how am I doing

Maybe Caesar Jacey would be better then

Jacey Rex?

🤓💡 In the Fairly OddParents S4 episode "Baby Face", Timmy Turner masquerades as a baby to fool his enemy, Francis.

"If he is in superior strength, evade him. [...] Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant". (Sun Tzu, 2024, p. 36)

Sun Tzu. (2024). The Art of War. Arcturus Publishing Limited.

Wait…are bedtimes actually…a good thing???????

Kenji in bawbin?!!?!!!