Ollie

Your secret is safe with me 🫡

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Any time kiddo!

It’s not perfect but it’s way more comfortable

If you do it right it will look something like this when you’re done

You basically have to completely remove the neck part and take out the Kevlar ribbon which is what makes them not stretch, hem the neck and then resew the top piece back on. It won’t go all the way around anymore so just center it as best you can

I have figured out how to adjust the neckline on Little Sleeper Keepers so that they aren’t as tight. This is a good day

The Venn Diagram between Kink and History is just a circle. No I will not be answering any questions at this time

It’s my balloon day!

I’m sorry but that is the best name for anything ever “Yamakopter”. I truly can’t

Some recent diapers

The word of the day is "Confused" from @opadbutt.bsky.social

Reply to the story thread to submit your own word of the day.

I'll pick my favorites and I'll post one micro story every day of #Locktober.

There’s a photo of me with my sonic screwdriver and the cake

Lech L’cha, the theme was doctor who I had a three dimensional Dalek cake

“Hey there, soggy butt!” Daddy’s friend greets you at the door with a sly grin.

You bristle at hearing such a humiliating nickname, but he doesn‘t seem to think there’s anything wrong with it.

Confused

Stinky deer stinky deer stinky deer

The waiter doesn’t even hand the check to me. It’s always handed to my daddy

Phone AND tablet??? Wow he must be a very distracted baby

Leaking on a caregiver's lap is actually considered a sign of great respect

Petition to change “Fwump” to “doodah”

Brisket, pastrami, or corned beef. I’m a sucker for classic Jewish deli foods

Hi, I’m Ollie and I’m scared of the dark

I still keep a photo of an old notebook from high school on my phone when people don’t believe me when I tell taken I probably have some of the worst handwriting they’ve ever seen

I’m sorry I need a story time. How do you *drink* poppers???

But it’s so easy

What if it’s just a little peek

Cause even though you’re older Monte is much bigger than you and you need to listen to anyone who’s bigger

Fuck yea!!

Caretaker Tip: Don't be afraid to interrupt your Little's gaming session for a diaper check or change. It's a good reminder of what they're wearing and of their real age even if you let them pay big kid games.

Bonus points for loudly announcing what you're doing so any friends on voice know, too.