The irony is that Fox News would be all over this idea if the politics ran the other way. It's an inverted Jesse Watters segment. Too bad there's not another cable news network in town located at a major subway stop.
You're right, of course. I guess I was picturing an Elmer Fudd sort of scene where you got him to sign onto the idea without realizing it.
I don't think even he would disagree.
Memo to Trump's writers: We get it—he's gay.
Kavanaugh: "Maybe the bank robbers behaved in a manner unsupported by the No Bank Robbing Act. But they have since spent the money on a briefcase of cocaine, which they subsequently consumed on a chartered yacht. The bank asks for the impossible: for this Court to somehow unsort that blow."
Army recruiters should lead with, “How would future-you like to drink at a private club with a real cannon out front?”
*Doffs cap to Wyna Liu for that red herring*
The cue that these are Ukraine's wartime intelligence agents and not America's peacetime Federal cops is that everyone is skinny.
The people who say schools lack rigor in basic subjects like geography are the same people who think Greenland is really this big.
I don’t usually speak ill of the dead, but he blocked me on Twitter then kept taking shit about me, so…?
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Fox Dad either had a change of heart or a stoppage of heart.
The Free Press reads like if Tucker Carlson was holding a machine gun on the staff of the New York Observer, telling them to stop crying and type.
Where was this guy in 2016?
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
download your own copy. make this thing samizdat, until CBS is forced to air it.
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
thanks for this.
We're at the point where "Hard charging news chief" refers to an editor hard-charging against her own reporters.
60 Minutes should give half the airtime to the poop emoji the White House sent them.
How much more black can the day get?
Withdrawn, your honor. The lag is back.
Hard restart on router and smart tv fixed it for me.
The (rare) times I power up the stereo, I think, “If I open the front slider, how far could I blast Cool and the Gang?”
It’s not a hypothetical.
Mamet said whenever you have two characters talking about a third, your scene is bullshit.
Seems at least tangentially relevant today.
It’s striking how many of the most mundane features of American democracy, built centuries ago to protect against remembered tyrants from centuries prior, are still the bulwark against Trumpian fascism, while all the newfangled modern institutions simply collapsed on first contact with him
Zoom should have a "hard mode" where the name tags disappear.
I asked a bartender for a shot and a chaser and he started showing me Twitter screenshots.
So… he blew Bubba.
New demographic just dropped: gamblers who went to school on Zoom.
