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A Starbucks coffee with writing on the side, which I think was meant to say “yay!”, but kind of looks like it says “gag!”

I’m not sure if my barista was being super encouraging or she wanted me to gag on my coffee. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh man, I knew I couldn’t be happy about something for more than two minutes. 🙁

My ballot marked Yes for the California redistricting measure, prop 50

Fuck you Texas.

I think it’s especially egregious in that he holds himself above others for being this uber pious Christian. It seems like the pious Christians are the ones who are either involved with or covering up this awful sort of behavior on a regular basis.

Is this the same pastor? I thought this was the incident. Either it’s a different one or he was assaulted more than once

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One thing that’s annoying is they just lump everything that is not New York City into upstate New York. That’s not accurate. There is Western New York and that’s a different world from upstate. People always do this. It frustrates me.

Y’all need to tone down the ads and all the stuff that keeps moving the screen constantly while you’re trying to look at stuff and scroll through. Maybe it’s worth it for you, but personally, I usually never visit sites like that a second time.

Well, that remains to be seen. I just meant I would hire you if you showed up dressed like a hussy, cuz well the sluttier the better. Although the fact that you immediately got super defensive about it says a lot. 😂

I would hire you, but I own a sex business.

Women have been asked take their man’s name forever. If the mere question posed to a guy is going to cause him to filter her out, then it actually does work the way she thinks.

Aside from the fact that his whole organization is a sham, he does make some good points.

I vote Cheers

I’m partial to the ice cream variety myself.

Emergency vet situation. They want 700 freaking dollars for an x-ray. WTF.

I just spent $45 ordering two sandwiches and some chips from Togo’s the other night.

Watching Antiques Roadshow: The Gen X years. Not quite sure how I feel about them discussing “antiques” from when I was in high school.

A post from Dan Rather (@DanRather): The reality is we have a sharp partisan divide in this country. And that divide is largely over reality.

This is true.

Call Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, and ask him why he's protecting pedofiles and childhood sex traffickers.

His official DC numbers are: (202) 225-4000 and (202) 225-2777

Bossier City office: (318) 840-0309
DeRidder office: (337) 226-6385
Leesville office: (337) 423-4232

Be relentless.

There was a church shooting in Michigan this morning. One person dead, nine injured. Just another day in America.

I don’t understand why the story is that the anchor laughed. That’s a story?

why do they call them children, they have like zero chill

Thanks for reminding me. I’ve actually watched the first few episodes of this. I’m definitely gonna watch more.

Touché

10 minutes into my coffee fueled cleaning spree, my vacuum cleaner belt broke. Derailed the whole thing. What should I binge watch instead?

I just took two Tylenol because I’m a fucking rebel.

Though a proper pronunciation of “particularly” could level the playing field.

Heck yes. I made braised short ribs Saturday. I seared them on the grill first and then slow cooker for eight hours. I’m sad that today is the end of my leftovers. So yummy

I think the pundits who are like you gotta run anti-choice, transphobe democrats to widen the tent are insane like my tent already includes Bill fucking Kristol at this point, it can't get any bigger.

I feel like you might’ve been caught doing something and you had to post this to save face.