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Am I allowed to make cycling jokes over here?

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πŸ˜‚ something like that

22.09.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks bud!

22.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No absolutely not. 🀣

22.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello people that used to do twitter.

In not doing Twitter anymore, you might have missed something I did that’s exciting.

So yeah!

Cheers!

22.09.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bizy Boi.

01.06.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See…when I have a roast I have 2 roasts. So my starter would be a roast.

12.05.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your death row meal?

The last thing you’ll ever eat.

And don’t say Ass you bunch of perverts.

Das 4 puddin’

Im going full blown roast dinner.

Can’t beat it.

12.05.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning xx

12.05.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are delightful.

11.05.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fuck they’re beautiful

11.05.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Innit.

03.04.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do know

13.03.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How’s tricks?

12.03.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We good homie

12.03.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Heya!

12.03.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You good love?

12.03.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BOTH!

12.03.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BECAUSE YOURE AN EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN BEING

12.03.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Help.

12.03.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Another year.

Another season of Britains got talent.

And another reminder that my kids are absolutely fucking useless.

01.03.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wouldn’t be right would it.

23.02.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re allergic to peanuts, I just wanted to say….

I hope you accidentally fall through the roof of a KP factory and explode into a thousand pieces.

Ruined revels for the rest of us you awful selfish horrible people

22.02.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy β€œreduced to fuck 2 for 1 delicious meals you can eat on your own woop woop 2 steaks and a bottle of red for half price because men are fuggen useless” day!

*I have had the wine

13.02.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh good question.

07.02.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no context to that I’m just reminding you

07.02.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m very important.

07.02.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgot about this.

07.02.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fuck.

04.01.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry Christmas kids xx

20.12.2024 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Your Uncle Paedo's not coming for Christmas Dinner this year'
'Cause of the Paedo thing?'
'Weirdly, no.'

16.12.2024 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

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