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Am I allowed to make cycling jokes over here?

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Bizy Boi.

01.06.2025 04:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See…when I have a roast I have 2 roasts. So my starter would be a roast.

12.05.2025 06:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What’s your death row meal?

The last thing you’ll ever eat.

And don’t say Ass you bunch of perverts.

Das 4 puddin’

Im going full blown roast dinner.

Can’t beat it.

12.05.2025 05:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Morning xx

12.05.2025 05:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They are delightful.

11.05.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jesus fuck they’re beautiful

11.05.2025 18:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Innit.

03.04.2025 11:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do know

13.03.2025 07:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How’s tricks?

12.03.2025 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We good homie

12.03.2025 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Heya!

12.03.2025 22:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You good love?

12.03.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BOTH!

12.03.2025 21:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BECAUSE YOURE AN EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN BEING

12.03.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Help.

12.03.2025 21:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Another year.

Another season of Britains got talent.

And another reminder that my kids are absolutely fucking useless.

01.03.2025 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wouldn’t be right would it.

23.02.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re allergic to peanuts, I just wanted to say….

I hope you accidentally fall through the roof of a KP factory and explode into a thousand pieces.

Ruined revels for the rest of us you awful selfish horrible people

22.02.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy “reduced to fuck 2 for 1 delicious meals you can eat on your own woop woop 2 steaks and a bottle of red for half price because men are fuggen useless” day!

*I have had the wine

13.02.2025 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh good question.

07.02.2025 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s no context to that I’m just reminding you

07.02.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m very important.

07.02.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Forgot about this.

07.02.2025 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jesus fuck.

04.01.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Merry Christmas kids xx

20.12.2024 11:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'Your Uncle Paedo's not coming for Christmas Dinner this year'
'Cause of the Paedo thing?'
'Weirdly, no.'

16.12.2024 17:27 — 👍 268    🔁 83    💬 6    📌 0

If Jimmy Nail and Roseanne Barr opened a manicure salon they could call it Jimmy and Roseanne’s Manicures

07.12.2024 10:19 — 👍 39    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

Fun tisnt tit

07.12.2024 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hate being cajoled.

04.12.2024 12:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fuck

04.12.2024 11:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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