HeWhoShallNotBeNamed

Unrelated but you're obviously winning the Internet, I'm afraid I've just been "followed" by someone pretending to be you

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I have reported but figured you should know too xx

Spikes n studs n leather n black n.......likkle fuzzy slippers 🤣🤣🤣

a man in a batman mask holding a slice of watermelon ALT: a man in a batman mask holding a slice of watermelon

😁

I have a sudden and inexplicable fascination with Origami...can't imagine why

I had a vasectomy a couple of years ago. I think thats No Nut enough for now. If you need me, I'll bring throwing myself around the room, knocking a few lamps.....probably getting banned from IKEA and possibly arrested 😁

Is said Egirl ok with explaining who the various pokefolk are? I admit I've never followed so beyond Pikachu (everyone knows Pikachu) I have no idea who any of them are 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ooh eck, there's a crack in your mirror 😁

Oh, and hopefully Thruxton too. Full weekend camping at Silverstone for the GP, couple of days meandering then full weekend camping at Thruxton.

Gutted as I'm at the NEC tomorrow but following the BSB, WSBK and MotoGP weekends.
Already got my tickets for Silverstone next August, will also be doing both Oultons (my local), r10 at Donington and WSBK at Donington.
Oh, and a full weekend at MCL2025 next month.

Not that I'm obsessed or owt 😂

The trans girls in question, they have higher standards 😂

I'll say to you exactly what I said to the last girl who told me she was trans......

" Cool, do ya know what you wanna eat or not? I'm old, fat and hungry and this belly takes feeding" 😁

I've been fighting that bitch for the last 30yrs and if I can do it, anyone can. Especially you. We ain't alone, Kidda, we've got this 💪🏻

Good news. I love bush.

Bad news. I'm half a world away, old, fat and bear a striking resemblance to a punched potato 🤣

No worries, if I do hear of any other stand out studios or artists I'll happily share 😊

Why not all three? (In one person, I'm not advocating multiple concurrent partners, unless Polygamy is your thing in which case, I'm fully advocating multiple concurrent partners)

Check out North Of Winter in Manchester.
A studio full of incredible artists from all over. Award winning, globally renowned artists and guest artists.
About £600 per day I believe but worth every penny.

North of Winter | Award Winning Tattoo Studio share.google/Q4TXNISvjgyD...

Nevermind ass to grass, you wanna squat Ass to 'Tache 😁

(Says he with the exceedingly grey beard, sobbing into his Gnocchi on a truckstop in Essex, crushed by the knowledge he will never be used as box squat or somewhere to sit between sets. The pain, the sadness, the heartbreak *dramatic swoon*) 🤣

Currently watching Nosferatu....I don't see the resemblance.

This is not a bad thing 😁

Tell me all about You

Not only can I provide a personalised yet professional boob holding service, I also have a beard for those days when your legs tire and you need a seat and a mid life pudge to rest your head on at nap time 😁

There's more tattoo visible in the right image, and the tails of your hair on your right shoulder (left picture) is slightly different.

I think thats it. Thats all could find 😁😘

Can we please address the injustice that is.....I'm barely 11months your senior yet I look old enough to be your dad.
I look like I'm pushing 60 and you still look a good couple of birthdays shy of 30.

To quote Kevin.......its so unfair 😭

Yes 😊

Macrame? Its Macrame isn't it? I think its Macrame 😁

Friday night is Stir-fry night. Stir-Fryday, if you.

Yes, I stole it from Archer (TV series)

No, I'm not sorry 😁

I wish that world existed 😔

Dunno about skills but I can lick my own eyebrows and breathe through my ears 😁

Something something something.....panty hose 😁

I'll see myself out 🤣

This makes me hopeful....every woman I've ever asked out for coffee has laughed.....and laughed....and laughed....

Then said No but they were laughing when they said it so silver linings and all that