charge ^_^

Can You Beat Dark Souls Without Getting Any Pussy Like At All?

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

Castlevania 2 text box that says "fuuuuuck dude i was gonna go to bed early tonight but no!! fucking curse".

umamusume road to the top

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Fun interview.

omega orfevre
#fanart

sapphling: sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher sapphling: You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? sapphling: *screenshot of tag that says #crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didnt REALLY die and come back to life all those times* no that part was real

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

also as long as your favourite por guy isn't shinon (not difficult) you're kind of set for life no matter what. unless you're joshua specifically whose favourite por guy is so esoteric somebody is going to have to be there to guide you to his location like you're on a hidden mountain trail

it's ok you're going to make it when he successfully executes Soren's Gambit

ffxiv

an edit of a Tweet from wint (@dril) "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group [Riot Games logo], you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them""

Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CEILING FAN FALLS ON YOU

honestly think of this one when i am even minorly inconvenienced by a lack of something that other people get easy or for free

hall of famer post honestly. library of congrous

🚨 taylor swift announces she is starting a vassal state

remember this phenomenal fucking post

I think of the wise old tree a lot

hmm actually fenomeno also has a hat... hat replacement therapy?

akatsuki's hrt (horse replacement therapy) went great

this is like basically the same fucking person twice

sometimes part of being an ally is knowing when to shut the fuck up !!!!

it's really funny that larkin gave bilewater one of the best tracks on the ost

Well don't I feel stupid

this isn't really related but i do kind of feel like i can see liking frederick on your horizon

I'm pretty much fine by now yeah but it was rough when i went in. they probably would have liked to keep me longer but as it stands i have a lot of medication i need to take for the next few weeks

fire emblem heroes needs to get on that, they're never going to let that game eos quietly