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Why is UberEATS trying to sell me a TV from best buy?

I want ribs. Real bad.

Good morning. Went to put my glasses on, couldn't find them. Started looking for the spare pair with the other prescription, couldn't find those either. Imagine my panic.

I could start my morning dilly dallying early...

Doctor's appointment at 8. Alarm set for 5, but I've been up since 4. I've underslept and now I can't go.

Riding to the supermarket with Teddy P. I changed the radio station and he complained. Went back to the station and it wasn't playing anymore. I connected my phone and played it for him. He hummed along the whole time.
The song?
No Scrubs.

The time goes by so much faster when I'm dilly dallying.

An actor. She brought me so much joy as a cable-less youth.

(Please don't ruin it for me if she was a racist.)

What a difference several packs of kanekalon will make on a girl's mood.

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Good morning. FSA has been reupped.

I read the Left Behind: the Kids series... Very bleak and I still don't know how it ended.

I can't breathe.

So I don't normally care about sportsball. However... HAVE Y'ALL SEEN THE HOWARD HAMPTON SCORE?!

So no one watched the original Cocaine Cowboys?

How down bad are you that you're playing Where I Wanna Be loud enough for the whole block to hear?

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When it's week 5 and now clear the faculty hasn't read the syllabus...

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There’s some great new music today, but I implore you to remember the classics. youtu.be/xt5ghXdq6Z0?...

Might apply to grad school in Berlin. Maybe I should have a full meal first.

I tried to watch the Royal Rebels documentary... I got 29 minutes and still couldn't figure out why I was supposed to care about this couple.

I've been sick for a week and it's still not Friday.

Eric Adams is on my block doing some sort of campaigning. I want to throw my shoes at him.

I've been blessed to have friends who play in hair professionally. This one will shade me and say my hair has ashy underdones, but he will then fix it. GLORAYYY.

Same people that thought it was a good idea for Howard to play Temple

In other news that you care very much about, I was able to transfer my Tidal and Spotify playlists over to Apple music.

No fashion phrase makes my ass itch more than "vegan leather." It's plastic, and that's okay*.

*It is indeed not okay, but we're dealing.

I'm going to start a podcast where @thecosby.bsky.social and I just talk about random pieces of music trivia. This is not actually going to happen, but it's fun to think about.

This man on the train smells like the body Bobby Shmurda caught about a week ago.

Anyone else concerned about Ina Garten's liver?

This wind is aggressive.