Em Thomas

There is a cat sleeping right next to me in my bed.

(This cat is my cat but it’s still amazing).

On Spotify Wrapped day, I am pleased to announce I am in the Top 0.05% of listeners for "FTCU" by Nicki Minaj.

i like to have a bit of so much playful fun on the computer

Why is Facebook’s algorithm allowed to be that bad?!

HAHA spot on

My pal told me Bluesky was too soft, and I told her it wasn’t really like that. Opened up the app to “Good morning butterflies…”

Ok, ok we might be a bunch o’ softies 😬🥴

I've been sick as a dog for five days. Feeling devastated about how little I've maximized shareholder value 😭

Running a business, pitching, failing, iterating. These things are really fuckin' vulnerable.

Whenever I am feeling sticky with these must-do business functions, I remind myself of the reality that...

Marketing is silly and we'll all be OK.

Don't you forget it.

#marketing #B2B #entrepreneurship

OMG THE ITTY BITTY MUNCHKINNNNN!

I am the 1% of theater kids who did not know the plot of Wicked.

I... understand the hype now 😮

So should we take over another social media platform with a debate about work from home?

😴😴😴

You guys. We have the ability to become the Bluesky Bros. We can make up any rumors we want about how the algo works. I'll go first:

If your post has to be split into two parts, a goblin literally climbs across your laptop screen and steals half of your followers.

Just saw your LI post and am facing the identical problem on this Tuesday morning... and solved it in the identical way 😂 Hoorah!

I like how we were all like... we should go here. That's kinda nice.

Today my LinkedIn Sales Navigator leads included multiple Burger King marketing execs. Feeling thankful that the algo knows where my allegiances lie.