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Andrew S.

@shoutingboy.bsky.social

I write boring things for big companies that don't use my name. I write other things here and use my first name. I have two sweet dogs that wish the UPS man wouldn't ring the doorbell. (Same handle on Dead Bird site--account now dormant--and on Threads.)

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Iโ€™m going to have to report this conversation.

28.01.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if Murkowski is on something it means the numbers say it's safe for her to be on it without actually risking anything, and that fact is of great interest to me

28.01.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 902    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just gonna say the oil isnโ€™t the only thing there thatโ€™s extra virgin

28.01.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The situation in Minnesota is so bad theyโ€™d rather talk about Epstein.

28.01.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 700    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

shirtโ€™s forked up, man

28.01.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.01.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

alas, "don't break into embassies" is ordinarily covered on day 48 of the training

27.01.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I honestly donโ€™t know how to respond to news like that.

I mean, do I go with the Jerry Seinfeld โ€œthatโ€™s a shameโ€ gif or with the โ€œJeannie bouncing and eating popcornโ€ gif

27.01.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

those ninjas from THE TICK are interested in the ICE signing bonus, tho

27.01.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Condiment King voted for Trump but is outraged at the tariffs on imported mustard seed

27.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dean Cain defends federal immigration agents who killed Alex Pretti, blames Democratic leaders Dean Cain is coming to the defense of federal immigration agents involved in the killing of ICU nurse Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, saying Pretti 'wasn't there just being a peaceful protester.'

welp

ew.com/dean-cain-de...

27.01.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know how feasible it is, but... I'd really like Canada and/or Mexico to say "given the current situation with travel into and out of the US, we can no longer jointly host the World Cup."

27.01.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nazi dipshits:
49% approve
47% disapprove

โ€ฆsurprising softness there tbh

27.01.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and white shirt says it was my understanding there would be no math Alt: it was Chevy Chaseโ€™s understanding that there would be no math
27.01.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

-4 with whites and -9 with men would...explain why there were firings

27.01.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 965    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

My wife is a big fan of fried Spam! Her go-to comfort breakfast is fried spam + eggs + pine nuts + whatever. (I think it's because she grew up in Reno, and Spam was popular for the Asian/Pacific tourists.)

Me, I'm vegetarian, so ๐Ÿคท

27.01.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people who read about the civil rights movement and said "those protesters should have brought THEIR OWN fire hoses, that would've taught that stupid Bull Connor a thing or two"

27.01.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there was this one episode of STAR TREK where the bald Kirk told Wil Wheaton to shut up and it was pretty awesome

27.01.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

livestreamed to tiktok

27.01.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so is โ€œdick durbinโ€. wait, what

27.01.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your dogs are literally named Biscuits and Gravy? You really do pass! The only way to top that would be to have three dogs named Dale, Earnhardt, and Junior.

27.01.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thereโ€™s a reason I save this on my phone

27.01.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also that might not be your dog but it still wants tummy rubs, get going on that

27.01.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't know why but even at my most Republican, I never passed. I think I just read as "kinda Jewish and kinda gay".

27.01.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide."

27.01.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is true. But if Stephen Miller becomes a headache for Trump personally, then the same laziness that made him turn the government over to Miller will prompt him to throw Miller under the bus.

27.01.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not to judge hastily but that Mississippi governor sounds like a real sack of crap

27.01.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs.

The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that theyโ€™re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesiveโ€”because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about โ€œWestern civilization,โ€ while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs. The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that theyโ€™re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesiveโ€”because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about โ€œWestern civilization,โ€ while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significantโ€”though not finalโ€”victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

27.01.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11014    ๐Ÿ” 3688    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 253    ๐Ÿ“Œ 409

Is it enough? No. Can we get more than this before elections? I kinda doubt it, unless/until ICE does something worse. Like Mr. Reagan said, take half a loaf, then try to get the other half.

27.01.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to be an execrable centrist again and say this feels like something they can actually pass, which would do some good.

In particular, โ€œDHS cooperates with state probesโ€ means all of Prettiโ€™s killers get named, which just might deter some ICE/CBP people next time.

27.01.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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