Andrew S.

Andrew S.

@shoutingboy.bsky.social

I write boring things for big companies that don't use my name. I write other things here and use my first name. I have two sweet dogs that wish the UPS man wouldn't ring the doorbell. (Same handle on Dead Bird site--account now dormant--and on Threads.)

6,829 Followers 402 Following 20,724 Posts Joined Jul 2023
7 hours ago

And if we’re comparing “civilizations”, Israel is a few centuries older than Persia

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7 hours ago

I’m a big fan of striped sheets because they make it easier for me to figure out which way to put it on the bed

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10 hours ago

Vitamin D deficiencies are pretty common too, a multivitamin/mineral supplement is a good idea. Never a bad idea to prioritize fiber, either.

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11 hours ago

will someone please tell these dumbshits that “goyim” is a plural noun, not an adjective

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13 hours ago

in fairness he didn’t just alienate our allies with idiotic trade wars, he also threatened to invade two of them

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14 hours ago

in keeping with the Palm Sunday theme can you make a big chocolate donkey

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15 hours ago
Preview
a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it Alt: this boy respects your pun and so do i
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16 hours ago

He Invited the Chinese into the Persian Gulf?

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16 hours ago

So how many trucks would you need to carry a cargo ship’s contents across the Musandam Peninsula? Gotta figure it’s at least eight

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16 hours ago

cc @cbsnews.com , I know your boss Bari takes freedom of the press very seriously, she’ll want you to go all out on this

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16 hours ago

Bari Weiss is going to be all over this shit, she really cares about free speech

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17 hours ago

I’m just glad Mr. Trump worked so hard over the last year to improve our relations with the world, now it’s time to cash in some of that goodwill

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20 hours ago

we really need to put quotes around “dignified transfer” if he’s going to wear the fucking trucker hat

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20 hours ago

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN was kind of our goodbye to WWII being in living memory. That was pretty close to the last time you could end a movie that way—in the present day with a healthy, strong old man standing in a veterans’ cemetery looking at the grave of the man who saved him.

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21 hours ago

Yeah, it’s hard to explain the odd cultural spot Playboy occupied in the 60s and 70s. The interviews were a big thing! (Jimmy Carter did a Playboy interview in 1976.)

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23 hours ago

would so watch

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23 hours ago

A lot of them have very carefully curated information sources. I was amazed in January to see friends-of-friends on Facebook posting that “if you’re not illegal, ICE isn’t going to bother you”. (*after* Good was shot.) Their TVs only show them how great Trump is.

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23 hours ago

Erika’s like “dammit don’t I get to sleep in ONCE” as Mossad activates her for another op

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1 day ago

A relevant text might be RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, in which the Nazis successfully cast a spell of Invoke Yahweh and are surprised to find that the God of Israel does not like Nazis

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1 day ago

this map is terrible

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1 day ago

The National Library Service for the Blind put out braille editions of Playboy, true story. They were a real magazine! Alex Haley did interviews for them and everything!

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1 day ago

Fran Nachlas, we thank you for your service 🫡

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1 day ago

demand to know why Spock said in THE THOLIAN WEB that there had never been a mutiny on a Star Fleet starship when as he knew perfectly well, *his own stepsister* had been convicted of mutiny

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1 day ago
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

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1 day ago

Pedocon Theory is a theory like gravity is a theory

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1 day ago

ahhh race race it's race it's

gendergendergendergender...

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1 day ago

though I'd be happy if they followed our real-world example of Greeks and Romans dating things from the First Olympiad, and all the dates were measured from a semi-legendary ancient athletic tournament on Takodana or something

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1 day ago

I think you mean 5 AI (Anno Imperii), rebel scum

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1 day ago

check LOTR Book 4 Chapter 3, “[Only Unpatriotic Elf Fake News Says] The Black Gate is Closed”

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1 day ago

if I ask what "BBY" stands for will I get disappeared

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