look this has been fun but I have a prior obligation to do literally anything else
11.08.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@shoutingboy.bsky.social
I write boring things for big companies that don't use my name. I write other things here and use my first name. I have two sweet dogs that wish the UPS man wouldn't ring the doorbell. (Same handle on Dead Bird site--account now dormant--and on Threads.)
look this has been fun but I have a prior obligation to do literally anything else
11.08.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt expect to be patted on the back for thinking sexual harassment is bad, itβs what Iβd consider the bare minimum though not everyone here achieves it
11.08.2025 03:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve only been a Democrat for a year or so but if youβre talking about me, I absolutely can tolerate differences of opinion, but when the differing opinions are stupid I do not rule out saying βthatβs a stupid opinion, you knowβ
11.08.2025 03:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How about this as a compromise: if Andrew Cuomo ever shows even the slightest bit of sorrow for how he behaved, I promise I will acknowledge it and hope for more
11.08.2025 03:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If Mr. Cuomo didnβt feel bad about all of this, would he be going to the trouble of suing the women who talk about when he used to harass them?
11.08.2025 03:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ONE TIME, Greg. I did that ONE TIME π°
11.08.2025 02:52 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0If saying βsexual assaulters shouldnβt be running for officeβ puts me on a high horse I guess I am riding that high horse π€·
11.08.2025 00:38 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1Okay complete non-lawyer spitballing butβcould you do term limits by statute, by redefining the office? My idea: Every president gets two SCOTUS appointments, every two years. The nine most-junior justices hear appeals. Everyone else is senior status and does administration and such.
11.08.2025 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Cuomo doesnβt want people going after him maybe he should have stayed retired after he resigned in disgrace for harassing and assaulting those women π€
11.08.2025 00:20 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know, right? π
10.08.2025 22:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you post traumatizing and triggering imagery because "no, everyone must see this", fuck you.
If you repost that shit, fix your heart and brain, what the fuck is wrong with you.
βitβs not our fault that our Maggie is cuter than yours plus is also already house trainedβ
10.08.2025 18:50 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0(Disneyβs) Alice in Wonderland lies on her back, points at the previous post, and says with a grin βI see what you did thereβ
10.08.2025 18:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Couple 2 should get engaged at Couple 1βs reception. Like literally the guy should get on one knee and pull the ring out during the first dance.
10.08.2025 18:00 β π 42 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0and once again
bsky.app/profile/shou...
βWe have everything in New York. Want Chicago? We got one of thoseβ
10.08.2025 17:53 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Those tend to be very motte-and-baileyed questions. (Motte: βThere are some specific circumstances where you can, and indeed must, violate the written rules.β Bailey: βThose circumstances include me, right now, doing whatever I feel like.β)
10.08.2025 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think JKR also wants to get child actors who will be properly grateful this time and love her forever and back her up on social media, and I think she will once again be disappointed
10.08.2025 17:34 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0thereβs always some mid level Wikipedia page that could use some cleanup
10.08.2025 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02019 Rubio would mumble something about how there have been some regrettable errors but we have to trust President Trumpβs plan.
2025 Rubio would say βcry harder, libβ and post a white supremacist meme.
Gandalf is what is known in the trade as a βforetypeβ π€
10.08.2025 04:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if youβre saying βwe should make sure never to let atheists get any powerβ I donβt think anyone here disagrees with you βΊοΈ
10.08.2025 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm thinking polecat? π€
10.08.2025 01:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs making some random Jew aware that there are people out there that hate Jews, but every Jew Iβve ever met has already been aware of that so π€·
09.08.2025 23:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gandalf was only briefly dead and that was a very long time ago
09.08.2025 22:28 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if "would ______ make you more or less likely to vote for" questions have one hater, it's me
09.08.2025 22:22 β π 67 π 5 π¬ 7 π 0If youβre saying βI can be vile to random Jews I meet because I am angry about what completely different Jews are doing thousands of miles awayβ, you are in fact an antisemite, might as well own it
09.08.2025 22:12 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0someone, as the kids say, finna get dragged
09.08.2025 20:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This dude came up with a simple β13 keysβ way to predict the winner of a presidential election. He published his paper in 1981 and since then in every single election either it predicted the winner or he had a reason why that election didnβt count
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Key...
Donβt forget that keys guy! He said Biden had enough keys! And Harris didnβt, then she did, then she dropped a key down the storm drain on November 5th!
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