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Andrew S.

@shoutingboy.bsky.social

I write boring things for big companies that don't use my name. I write other things here and use my first name. I have two sweet dogs that wish the UPS man wouldn't ring the doorbell. (Same handle on Dead Bird site--account now dormant--and on Threads.)

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look this has been fun but I have a prior obligation to do literally anything else

11.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t expect to be patted on the back for thinking sexual harassment is bad, it’s what I’d consider the bare minimum though not everyone here achieves it

11.08.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve only been a Democrat for a year or so but if you’re talking about me, I absolutely can tolerate differences of opinion, but when the differing opinions are stupid I do not rule out saying β€œthat’s a stupid opinion, you know”

11.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How about this as a compromise: if Andrew Cuomo ever shows even the slightest bit of sorrow for how he behaved, I promise I will acknowledge it and hope for more

11.08.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Mr. Cuomo didn’t feel bad about all of this, would he be going to the trouble of suing the women who talk about when he used to harass them?

11.08.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ONE TIME, Greg. I did that ONE TIME 😰

11.08.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If saying β€œsexual assaulters shouldn’t be running for office” puts me on a high horse I guess I am riding that high horse 🀷

11.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Okay complete non-lawyer spitballing butβ€”could you do term limits by statute, by redefining the office? My idea: Every president gets two SCOTUS appointments, every two years. The nine most-junior justices hear appeals. Everyone else is senior status and does administration and such.

11.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Cuomo doesn’t want people going after him maybe he should have stayed retired after he resigned in disgrace for harassing and assaulting those women πŸ€”

11.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know, right? 😁

10.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you post traumatizing and triggering imagery because "no, everyone must see this", fuck you.

If you repost that shit, fix your heart and brain, what the fuck is wrong with you.

10.08.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œit’s not our fault that our Maggie is cuter than yours plus is also already house trained”

10.08.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
(Disney’s) Alice in Wonderland lies on her back, points at the previous post, and says with a grin β€œI see what you did there”

(Disney’s) Alice in Wonderland lies on her back, points at the previous post, and says with a grin β€œI see what you did there”

10.08.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Couple 2 should get engaged at Couple 1’s reception. Like literally the guy should get on one knee and pull the ring out during the first dance.

10.08.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

and once again

bsky.app/profile/shou...

10.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe have everything in New York. Want Chicago? We got one of those”

10.08.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Those tend to be very motte-and-baileyed questions. (Motte: β€œThere are some specific circumstances where you can, and indeed must, violate the written rules.” Bailey: β€œThose circumstances include me, right now, doing whatever I feel like.”)

10.08.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think JKR also wants to get child actors who will be properly grateful this time and love her forever and back her up on social media, and I think she will once again be disappointed

10.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s always some mid level Wikipedia page that could use some cleanup

10.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2019 Rubio would mumble something about how there have been some regrettable errors but we have to trust President Trump’s plan.

2025 Rubio would say β€œcry harder, lib” and post a white supremacist meme.

10.08.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gandalf is what is known in the trade as a β€œforetype” πŸ€”

10.08.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you’re saying β€œwe should make sure never to let atheists get any power” I don’t think anyone here disagrees with you ☺️

10.08.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m thinking polecat? πŸ€”

10.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s making some random Jew aware that there are people out there that hate Jews, but every Jew I’ve ever met has already been aware of that so 🀷

09.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gandalf was only briefly dead and that was a very long time ago

09.08.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if "would ______ make you more or less likely to vote for" questions have one hater, it's me

09.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re saying β€œI can be vile to random Jews I meet because I am angry about what completely different Jews are doing thousands of miles away”, you are in fact an antisemite, might as well own it

09.08.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

someone, as the kids say, finna get dragged

09.08.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Keys to the White House - Wikipedia

This dude came up with a simple β€œ13 keys” way to predict the winner of a presidential election. He published his paper in 1981 and since then in every single election either it predicted the winner or he had a reason why that election didn’t count

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Key...

09.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget that keys guy! He said Biden had enough keys! And Harris didn’t, then she did, then she dropped a key down the storm drain on November 5th!

09.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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