Raichu & Gardevoir

/G how am I finding out today that I'm called sir knight in Japan??? Then again, giving your life for your trainer would make sense as one... does that mean that raichj is my horse? Do I need a horse? I know a galarian rapidash. Could I use that to become an actual knight? Do I need armor? ANSWER ME

/R if I had a nickel for every time gardy has accidentally burnt herself because of accidental mystical fires, I would have... around a dollar. Which is a little too much, and it's weird that it's happened so much

/?(take a guess) If you and your adopted brother aren't doing dumb bullshit all the time, you gotta fix your relation

"GARDEVOIR-CHAN!!"

/G hii!

"What do you like?"

/G bitter and sweet! But I like training more!

"RAICHU-SAN!!"

/R hey

"what do you like??"

/R dry spicy and sweet, but i like training more

/G ...I mean, understandable. Everyone needs a break from time to time. Hope you manage to blow off the stress somehow :)

/G wanna talk about it? Completely fine if you don't

a drawing of a pokemon with green and white feathers and a red bow tie ALT: a drawing of a pokemon with green and white feathers and a red bow tie

/G good evening, chat! How was your day?

LTED HER COMB YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE LINGERING VRVRVROLRTRTRTAGE LEAVES YOUR FUCKING COMB

YOU BETTER NOT BRUSH THAT DRESS, OR ITLL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO

TWO BALLS AND A BONG!!

YOU MOONBLASTED MY SIDE OF THE PANTRY SO GUESS WHAT, IM GONNA THUNDERBOLT YOUR CLOSET

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. MY "SUPER ELECTRIC SHOCK!!!"

EXCEPT IM NOT THINDERBOLTING YOUR CLOSET, IM GONNA GO HIGHER

IM THUNDERBOLTING YOUR COMB!!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT COGETA?? I THUNDERBO-

PROVE IT", SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST IN MY BSKY.APP

AIRALIN THE GARDEVOIR. YOU HAVE A SMALL SPECIAL ATTACK

ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT, HERES WHAT MY VOLTAGE LOOKS LIKE
*BOOOOMMM*

THATS RIGHT BABY, NO CHEST SPIKES, NO DUAL TYPING, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE-

/R I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

AIRALIN THE GARDEVOIR IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER

SHE MOONBLASTED MY SIDE OF THE PANTRY

THATS RIGHT, SHE STRECHED OUT HER FUCKING GREEN HAND OUT AND MOONBLASTED THE FUCKING PANTRY, AND THEN SHE SAID HER SPECIAL ATTACL WAS "this big" AND I SAID "YOU DIDNY HAVE TO-

BEFORE THE MOON DRRROPLRLRLETS HIT THE FUCKING FLOOR

NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I MOONBLAST YOU TOO!!!

WHAT, IM GONNA MOONBLAST YOUR MINIFRIDGE

THARS RIGHT, HERES WHAT YOU GET! **MY SUPER LUNAR BLAST!!**

EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA MOONBLAST YOUR FRIDGE

IM GONNA GO HIGHER

IM MOKNBLASTING YOUR SIDE OF THE PANTRY!!!

HOW YOU LIKE *THAT* CYNTHIA, I MOONBLASTED THE PANTRY YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS-

MY BSKY.APP

DAVID THE RAICHU, YOU HAVE VERY SMALL VOLTAGE

ITS THE SAME AS A PICHUS EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY SPECIAL ATTACK LOOKS LIKE!! *BOOOMMM*

THATS RIGHT BABY

NO CHEEKS, NO TAILS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!!

YOU THUNDERBOLTED MY FOOD SO GUESS-

/G I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

DAVID THE RAICHU IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER

HE THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD

THATS RIGHT, HE SMUSHES THOSE ZAPPY CHEEKS OF HIS AND THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD

AND HE SAID HIS VOLTAGE WAS "this high" AND I SAID "THATS STOOPID"

SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON-

/R it's hard enough to have a sister that get her lack of chests increased to a trillion, but it's even harder to explain to people that she is NOT attracted to our trainer because of what people say online about "human-pokemon compatibility," which is absolute bullshit btw

/G I DO have one, thank you very much

I just dont see them that way

/G gurl, that is literally just you for that last part

Also, don't be racist (speciest? Pokemonist? Whatever), one of my besties is a lopunny. Don't bring him into this

/G D:

/R honestly, the fact that the WORSE version of me beat not one, not two, but THREE WHOLE ground types is beyond me

/R no amount of context can save this frame

/G nah, gng. You'll see that we have a better base stat total than both of that little shits combined

/G guess who decided to shove in my face the fact he got two megas on my face online AFTER shoving it in my face IRL???

/G STFU YOU SICKLY ORANGE RAT!!!

/R GUES WHO HAS TWO MEGAS AND WHO ONLY HAS ONE, ASSHOLE!!

/G just letting you all know that from now on gardevoir is pronounced with a French accent

BEFORE YOU FLAME ME FOR MENTIONING THE FRENCH try it out. Rolls off the tongue better imo

Grass is green

/G ...I've got my eye on you...

/G ...she has turned to the dark side it's so over