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@philmess.bsky.social

I know karate... voodoo too. I don't *feel* tardy. Phil Mess on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/14B0tvDQwXDFvGXfWza6wg?si=l8JWw6Z2R7OtLpyzO2RWOA

109 Followers  |  86 Following  |  94 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7783

Latest posts by philmess.bsky.social on Bluesky

Only the goodest dog with a gun.

15.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guns don't kill people.
Dogs with guns kill people.

14.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‘

#Wordle 1,603 2/6

🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

08.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're living in a real "Let them eat cake" moment and Republicans are like "Yeah, bro... if you don't eat cake then you're a soy beta sheep!"

28.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My office window looks out over a @chickfila.bsky.social parking lot. I'm thinking about converting my @bsky.app account to just cover how stupid all of the people I see there are. Ill-advised? Greatest idea ever?

08.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worst. Puzzle. Ever.

#Connections
Puzzle #843
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦πŸŸͺ🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟨
🟦🟦🟨🟦
🟦🟨🟦🟨

01.10.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to leave this exact comment. You best me to it.

11.09.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made a pretty design and sometimes that's all that matters.

#Connections
Connections
Puzzle #817
🟦🟩🟦🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
πŸŸͺ🟨πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟨🟨🟨🟨

05.09.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@nytimes.com

Spoiler alert for today's Connections:

You meant "rend," not "rent."

#Connections
Puzzle #805
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩πŸŸͺ🟩
🟩πŸŸͺ🟩🟩
🟩πŸŸͺ🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ

24.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since nobody asked, here's my top 10 bands at this moment:

1. Smashing Pumpkins
2. Type O Negative
3. The Offspring
4. The Beatles
5. Creedence Clearwater Revival
6. Ramones
7. Devo
8. Black Sabbath
9. Slipknot
10. AFI

If anyone reads this, share yours!

23.08.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‘

#Wordle 1,514 3/6

β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›
🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

11.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@jd-vance-1.bsky.social

03.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got got.

#Connections
Puzzle # 740
🟦🟨πŸŸͺ🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ

20.06.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white couch with pillows and a blanket ALT: a white couch with pillows and a blanket

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social

20.06.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're a brave, brave man.

04.06.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like coming up with fake names for solo projects. This lends itself to Walter Payne, which has a nice ring to it.

26.04.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol no

11.04.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol no

11.04.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I lol'd at the excessively slow mixing.

11.04.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@tmobilesupport.bsky.social offers THE WORST customer support I have received in years. Absolutely unacceptable.

12.03.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

T h r o w n .

10.02.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"ThiS iSn'T wHaT i VoTeD fOr!"

Yes it is, you freaking knob.

01.02.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smoorder.

23.01.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@timmchugh.bsky.social

23.01.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.01.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! πŸ€—

23.01.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kelsey! My friend! It's good to see you here!

23.01.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

23.01.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you were the first real person to follow me on here. πŸ™Œ

23.01.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been followed by some actual, real-life people here lately.
Hi, friends!

23.01.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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