Cassie (they/she)

love how everyone in my house sees a freshly cleaned countertop and says "LET'S PUT CRUMBS ALL OVER IT!!!!" FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

a simple drawing of a haggard little cat. text reads, "oh my god. oh, my god".

#catcrumb

a simple drawing of a kitten with big wet eyes saying "don't say: 1. shut up, 2. stupid, 3. suck. or you'll be killed by me".

#catcrumb

my dotter... clobber

shaking my balls

a simple drawing of a cat, stanced up, sticking its tongue out, and giving two peace signs. text reads, "everyone like me, my problems not so big deal, if you're don't like me, you won't around much longer, you're stupid asshole".

#catcrumb summer hiatus over

my son ,, ,,,. bingy,.

we used to be a country. a proper country.

this thing got her lil pink tummy oute????? what the hell?

i don’t know shit but i feel things!!!

:3

Taking care of a Gudetama and it just shows me it's butt non-stop all day long haha 😂😭

bouncin bouncin bouncin bouncin bouncin on my wood

GET MORE BLUESKY PILLED NOWWWWW

trial resulted in a HUNG jury?!? oh,,, ouuhh,,.. hahah eheheh

call her boobs netherrack the way they otherworldly

IM CRYYING WHY ARE HIS EYEBALLS SEPARATING OVER TIME LIKE PANGEA😭😭

An orange kitten lounges against a fluffy blanket. There are multiple beans visible.

An orange kitten snoozes while snuggled up next to a fluffy blanket. She is resting her head on one of her front paws. There are multiple beans on display.

Dandy is hanging out up next to me today. She normally sleeps either up on her condo or in her tunnel bed. So this is a nice change.

I think this first picture shows the color of her eyes the best so far. (The one that isn’t in the glare)

cooking peas makes me feel like a crazy wizard. like it's so easy im likr.. ahahh am i a crazy pea wizard ? so simple to cook it feels like im casting spells of magical cookings

forgot to fag it out today,

forgot to cunt it out every once in a while, getting bakc into the swing of things

💀

A cross stitch of convicted master felon and antagonist of Wallace and Gromit: Feathers McGraw. He is a plasticine penguin, wearing a red rubber glove as a cap to deceive people into thinking he is an innocent chicken when he is in fact a very evil and criminal penguin.

Woke up this morning with this guy on my mind and thought "I simply must cross stitch him" and so, hours later, here he is.

i need dr pepper big

i absolutely could

unfortunately i do think i'd be able to down a full 2 liter of dr pepper in one day on my own

i fucking love radiohead wow im so big n gay about radiohead

ohhh i want to eat this up wowowowowwowowww i love i love ooommgg cool artists on bluesky im gonna eat you like a sweet little cookie

mrrrowo mmrrro meereoowww!!! mrrororoww mowowwrr!!!

can't a fella just have dijon every once in a while?

meowow meow mowomwowow merowowowow