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enemies abound in every corner and crevice.

and then the "filter by completed"... so delicious... clean menu...

heat you say <-- sorry. sorry. low hanging fruit

when i made the two of them in 2023 i was too embarrassed so i was trying for plausible deniability with the they names. now they're both they/shes and my rationale is "i like to look at women and think about lesbians"

careful viewers may note that my actual weirdest tendency is how one of my side grinds is crafting every flower corsage. i already have the alchemist cheevo tool. now i just want the checkmarks. i crave checkmarks

thancred retainer gets to sell unwanted orphans + cast-aside small animals + reading glasses. all for a pittance

did initially type "because of my perversions" then thought better of having that out there for anyone on my page to see. you understand as always however

because i have weird tendencies i make my urianger retainer sell flowers at the market for the barest pittance. and 1 slightly overpriced awl that hasnt sold for like a year now

2019... she was working overtime at the makeover factory getting ready for her slayful re-debut

🦌 normal to have a secret cadre of orphans who want to make the world a better place and have a better sense of justice/morality than most adults around them and have developed detailed assassination plans that we cant tell anyone since everyone on the outside is a snitch who will just make it worse

almost chauceresque

ill get that fucking hyur

theyre SO unbelievably fun

(she picks up hit jobs to fund her fishing) and through the power of fishing (fishing up a sky fish that swallowed his birthright ring) all three of you stop the evil younger brother from tormenting the serfs & servants and from killing ansaulme. anyway reyna could be a mentor or trainer perhaps

not esp relevant but potentially useful: the hvw fish quests involves ansaulme de rougecarpe, another eldest son who left to go fishing, and a really awesome hyur chick named reyna. reyna reveals she got hired by his younger brother to assassinate ansaulme

in the hvw wvr (maybe ltw?) quests theres a felezen who wants to make quality products available to all social classes and another elf who is like NOOOO POOR PEOPLE HAVE TO WEAR SHIT CLOTHES!!!!!

jannequinard of astro quest fame is a fancy lad who loves to party instead of studying the stars. jandelaine (aesthetician npc) is the eldest of a noble house and ran away to cut hair and spread beauty and such

"dread hope" what if what made most sense to your brain is that time is a flat circle

WHAT IF THE WORDS OF THE FIRST PATRIARCH WERE SAID WITH THE VOICE OF THE SECOND!!!!!!

a simple drawing of an orange cat sleeping soundly under a blanket captioned "nice to be warm after a day so cold", with adjectives colored for emphasis.

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going to their insanely huge elf house is one of the first things you do in endwalker.

a simple drawing of a cat running forward captioned, "my own purr-suits!"

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his divorce duds

Part of why it's nasty of the writing to keep doing that to y'shtola just bc she's a woman over 30. We assumed the last matoya over 30 was a mother bc of her gender and look what she did about that. Locked all her memories of the kid in a broom bc it made her too sad to think about.

a simple drawing of a cat sticking its tongue out and pulling down its eyelid, labeled "here's my public acknowledgment of you clowns".

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in metal gear solid 1 his name is revealed as david. no last name. otacon's replies that his real name is hal and they joke about taking a trip to jupiter (referencing 2001 a space odyssey) before riding off into the sunset together in one of the endings