Savanna 🥀

Me getting hard core fomo of all the people who went to Hozier in Tahoe last night knowing damn well I have already seen him and get to see him again at ACL in October but STILLL OMG

I hate it here bruh

I say “ope sorry” so much I should be from the Midwest..

Republicans: “small government and states rights…. Unless you don’t agree with me and then FASCISM”

This is the most disappointing franchise in history

A good glass of red wine on an empty stomach is my happy place

Apparently I explain things in hand motions… my words cannot get through on their own but watch what I’m doing with my hands as I speak and we’ll get there… we’ll get there….

So I have this thing where I want to support brands that I respect their leaders and values…. So now I have to decide if I go buy some Steve Madden stuff…

Hey it is the best therapy, I swear! 😂

Yes because I need to be drunk and prepared 🙏

I am too “peace and love” to be living in this timeline..

One thing drunk Savanna loves to do is have deep conversations and listen to people’s problems and give them her opinions and the perfect advise to follow. I miss it.

Can confirm

I apologize for my delayed statement. I want to make it clear that I am genuinely HONORED and take this as the highest compliment. I will not let y’all down 🙏 xoxo

Oh I’m so sorry I’ve been strictly watching all the videos on TikTok

a group of cartoon fish are standing next to each other with the words who gonna tell him written on the bottom . ALT: a group of cartoon fish are standing next to each other with the words who gonna tell him written on the bottom .

Trump: “Nobody has ever escaped from Alcatraz”

Like Dumbledore could have easily awarded points before announcing the winner, he’s just a messy guy 😂

I can’t believe we grew up to be the fire nation 😭

I feel like I got myself into a mini reading slump the last couple of months and right now I am fully out of it. All I think about is reading. I get 10 minutes back on an early out meeting? Pull out my kindle app and read for 10 minutes. I am an ADDICT, this is my DRUG!

Good job, Canada 🙏 proud of you

This is smart, I should invest in this 😂

One thing about me is I’m gonna try to drink water half asleep laying down in bed and spill all over the bed about 50% of the time

I just can’t believe that me and Charizard are the same height

In France: “we love our American friends, they just don’t know how to vote”

Translation: “MY life would be better off if all other people worked in factories” oii

Every Marcello Hernandez skit I see is 🔥

Outlook pissed me off when it tries to take away my “definitely”’s and “absolutely”’s like let me LIVE Outlook, show a little enthusiasm gosh!

Kindle Unlimited is the greatest thing ever