jomoyo

jomoyo

@jomoyo.bsky.social

Eat lightning, shit thunder, build networks. In the event of a water landing I am designed to act as a flotation device.

427 Followers 1,195 Following 809 Posts Joined May 2023
1 day ago

Uh “and also to you” :::reaches out for handshake:::

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2 days ago

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

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2 days ago

Stuuuuuupidddd

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3 days ago

Can cumfirm

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3 days ago

Hey you maniacs (complimentary), we doubled my fundraising goal for my org, so let’s turn that money cannon towards another good thing:

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3 days ago

Safe Abortion, No Compromise, No Apologies

[Bumper sticker via Punk With A Camera (www.punkwithacamera.com/products/saf...

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3 days ago

BREAKING: Washington Post reports the Strategic Helium Reserve has been emptied. "ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶜᵉʳⁿᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ" says Lt. Paloma Soredick, Trump's pick to supervise the reserve. "ᵂᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵘⁿᵗᶦˡ ʷᵉ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉˡᶦᵘᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᶦⁿᵍ ʰᶦᵐ ᵗᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗᶦᶜᵉ"

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3 days ago
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The last time Congress created a new state | Constitution Center On March 12, 1959, Congress approved Hawaii for admission to the union as the 50th state, marking the last time statehood was subject to votes in the House and Senate.

#OnThisDay in 1959, Congress approves Hawaii for admission to the Union as the 50th state, marking the last time statehood was subject to votes in the House and Senate.

A week later, President Dwight Eisenhower signed the Hawaii Admissions Act.
https://ow.ly/oZ0Q50YpQlz

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4 days ago

We Taught This Chimpanzee to Understand Commodity Markets and He Hanged Himself

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5 days ago

RUBY FOR QUEEN OF THE WORLD

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6 days ago
Christopher Lloyd as uncle Fester holding a knife with the subtitle “you fought well, Atreides”

I think I downloaded the wrong Dune 2

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1 week ago
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So road trips are out
And like, buying stuff

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1 week ago

What’s your sign?

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1 week ago
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose. Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

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1 week ago

On my liturgical calendar in the beginning of March, we all watch Koyaanisqatsi. Peace be upon us.

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1 week ago

Had my first real korean spa experience today and I think I might be forever changed. I am so clean y’all.

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2 weeks ago
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Someone in Anchorage’s Fur Rondy Snow Sculpture competition did the giant, snowman eating, tentacle monster from Calvin & Hobbes and I just have to say: they straight up killed it.

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2 weeks ago

Helen of Deanna Troi

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2 weeks ago

Lady Margot Fenring could always *get it*

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2 weeks ago

IMPLODES

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2 weeks ago

Sorry, not trying to make things weird or w/e. Mother was a shock trauma RN, so I’ve got a ton of respect for ED, Trauma, Docs, Nurses, Facilities…all y’all. And continuing to serve your professional community and the public is commendable.

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2 weeks ago

Thank you for your service. Seriously.

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2 weeks ago

Is this what a sealed basement looks like?

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2 weeks ago

Ha I’ll bet

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2 weeks ago

Nice. We never see any obvious state traffic, the occasional life flight, a non-trivial amount of military through traffic, the rest just show as the typical leased stuff on adsb. I keep meaning to put up my own receiver, but I have multiple other antennas in line ahead of that project lol.

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2 weeks ago

Yeah it’s mostly business jets on whichever approach path we’re definitely on. Low enough to be heard, but fun to watch. It’s that infrasound from the helicopter traffic that really loosens fillings sometimes.

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2 weeks ago

Last place we lived in Charleston was on the third floor of an apartment right across the highway from CHS Int’l / Air Force base. In a complex that was later found to have severe structural issues. So I’m prob still working through some trauma lol.

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2 weeks ago

Braxtonne makes direct eye contact as he eats straight off his fondue fork

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2 weeks ago

DAMN GINA

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2 weeks ago

Check aviation maps too if noise is a concern

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