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think megatron and optimus syncing their menstrual calendar through bluetooth
05.08.2025 18:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nun orion pax single-handedly is responsibled for the surge of birthrate rise that South Koreans scientists are deeply looking into "it"
03.08.2025 18:37 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0megop
01.08.2025 06:07 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0a gun and a truck they might fucked
18.07.2025 02:30 β π 27 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0orion pax self harm
15.07.2025 05:19 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0scratches your walls
06.07.2025 14:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0she so female attic coded here
06.07.2025 14:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0IM INSIDE YOU NOW ORION AAAAAAAA
06.07.2025 12:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0beautiful menacing wife op
27.06.2025 04:16 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i saw jesus gooning to optimus prime last night
26.06.2025 19:34 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0the concept of optimus primes breast
23.06.2025 12:39 β π 38 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0they made me in a factory. a transformers yaoi factory
22.06.2025 17:18 β π 41 π 19 π¬ 0 π 0just in: Optimus Prime havent had his period for 9 months after his last fatal fight with Megatron
17.06.2025 19:42 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0metal taste similiarly like period blood meg cant tell the differences
17.06.2025 19:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i love transformers. my favourites are dickcepticon and autobussy
17.06.2025 19:35 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0megop mechpreg where after op gave birth, the sparkling stays in the carrier pouch/trunk for 5 months similiarly to kangaroos biology so the baby can pop in n out to say hi and hides from evil decepticons (their sire)
17.06.2025 19:34 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0dibs and what if i guess it's from al-kahfi
12.06.2025 00:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0jingling it like car keys infront of his face by the way
11.06.2025 20:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gif of a woman in sunglasses (orion pax) pulling a leash that is tied to a man (megatron) balls who is swimming away in a lake. just a normal day in cybertron
11.06.2025 20:25 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0god forbids me to not pop a boner everytime i see a truck
10.12.2024 09:01 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0me when i brain rot to hard to gay porn sm and im resulted to go back to my roots of celibacy
10.12.2024 04:44 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0thoughts on jesus christ = orion pax/optimus prime symbolism religious nonsense next
11.06.2025 20:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0they did what
11.06.2025 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0honestly, itβs kind of crazy, if you take it like that, the whole arc of Transformers is about them killing their own god. their planet cybertron, through endless war and strip-mining for energon. theyβre poisoning the very source of their existence
11.06.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0how long until they make optimus valve fleshlight real
25.01.2025 08:39 β π 21 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0praying there will be brother on brother tongue action in Jannah
28.01.2025 12:07 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0slapping two hotwheel cars together *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT* *GET PREGNANT*
11.06.2025 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0orion pax pee standing vs d-16 peeing sitting (like a girl)
05.03.2025 11:59 β π 19 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0beautiful muslim wife orion pax is too beautiful i cant look at her i have to kill myse
02.03.2025 15:21 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0im so lost in orion pax aft hole
11.06.2025 19:52 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
