How dare you
I find it so bizarre how some guys you’ll match with multiple times across several apps over time and they’ll even follow & like your posts but when you attempt to chat to them they’ll never reply or it literally never goes beyond one response like what’s the fucking point mate what we doing here 🤣
How about length and girth?
fyi it’s looking like I’ll be moving up to mcr in April 🥳
Let me get in on thissss 🤓
Have a worrrrd 🤣
old mcdonald had an arm 💪🏼
He had a point 👴🏻
Ok pile it on Davros
Walked up to a twink and he asked me how old I was… I just walked away. Humbled 🤣
When a weather app lies to me? Fine, I’m used to that.
When a bus timetable app lies to me? Well that’s the ultimate kind of BETRAYAL
Does it tickle? 👨🏻
dumb twink
ya pair of mutts
double dipping 🫦
am not just an avocado 🥺
Lad.
calm down Gollum
pussy whipped 😮💨
Tommy Tank calling your name
Denise Van Gouten 😔
Hi I guess.
Fuck yeah
I was thinking 4-1 to Oz before they lost Cummins and Haz. Swung back our way a little but you can guarantee at least one or two (or three) of our seamers will break down on Day 1 🤣
smash
orange facebook also down 😔
No idea!! Wasn’t even gonna get the game for a while but my mate bought it for me as a bday gift 😃 not too sure what the starting map is saying! Can’t go wrong with a Genoa or Venice run
Who you thinking for first play?
Have to go into the office tomorrow for the first time in years 😭 would it be weird if I brought my slippers to wear? 🥺
Question: why tf you got so many watches? 🤣
