Craig Tim n Larry

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Today we received a "There has been an error in your favour" phone call. Surely, a scam.....no, it seems it's legit.

Still in shock...

Where's Sergeant Hotdogs? Surprised he's not on speed dial....

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Standby for an emergency brain transplant and Liam ends up in Luna's body and vice versa 🤪

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It's touch and go for Liam for realz.

She can wear sandals again....🤪

Court made it clear Lattouf was fired because the ABC caved to pressure from email-mobs of genocidal Zionists with a victim complex.

Is this also why the ABC refuses to mention "genocide" and keeps talking about "Israel's right to defend" itself as death tolls reach 377,000?

Make JD Vance rage quit 🖖🤪

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Let's see Elmo driving the capsule with a PS5 controller and a snoot full of k 🖖🤪

So, been offline....ummm what did JD Vance do?

If #ScottyFromRobodebt is receiving the highest honour for "service" to the nation,
it only confirms that the honours system is a sad farce. #auspol

Oh Gina 🤪 Go harder right? Fmd I'm laughing so hard 🤪 Your side lost bitch, fuck right off! 🤣 #auspol25

Australia and Canada should consider taking possession of the United States as an additional territory

“Drugs and thugs, Brian. That’s our new enemy. What do you think of that? I’m going to say it a lot this week.”
“What’s special about it?”
“It’s three syllables, easy to remember, and, may I add, it rhymes, Brian.”
“Well, if that doesn’t win you the election, I don’t know what will.” #auspol

Prognosis: Inoperable #something (like Eric had, remember? 🤪) combined with brain bleed from hitting the coffee table 🤣🤣

Gettin' Scared - April 13 YouTube video by The Sunday Shot

After reading the introduction to the deceptive cabal that is Advance in today's @sydmorningherald.bsky.social, watch last week's #SundayShot to learn more about its ties to the Atlas Network & their toxic brand of Christo-fascist White supremacist hyper-capitalism.

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‘Chilling’ video shows surgeon stomping on Monique Ryan corflute A Melbourne surgeon has admitted tearing down the election sign before tutoring men in how to “bury the body”, outraging anti-violence campaigners and politicians.

Good heavens

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Good grief 😳

The Nationals get less support nationally than the Greens, but have an outsized influence over policy. This is who the deputy prime minister would be under a Coalition government. It's not a fringe view – it's the leader of the junior coalition partner saying we don't think some kids deserve rights

When a politician says we should care about the civil rights of a community and not an individual, you can bet your arse they are talking about a community that only includes poeple who agree with them.

I can see this skeet as a Cathy Wilcox cartoon, and it's fabulous 🤪

Look, I loved Paul Barry but I think Linton Besser is absolute perfection captaining #mediawatch 🖖

Don't worry, it will all be covered breathlessly with live footage (and recorded grabs) from each location by ABC News giving him unfettered access to the electorate 😞

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If only Bill could explain his behaviour with Luna in any way that makes sense....

Good grief, Labor going hard on the yoof vote with 'even incels love medicare', idk but it's bad 😳

Chicken run - The Shot We are not so much being led by donkeys, as led by chooks. And these events have highlighted, we’re probably being led by a foreign country.

If you've ever observed a flock of chooks/chickens in a mob fleeing hysterically from something that actually isn't there, then you'll understand the recent behaviour of the ABC, Creative Australia et al.

Jumping at shadows, the lot of them.

My latest for The Shot 🙏🏽

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Eleventy Joe always knew a good grift when he saw one, so yeah, nah mate.

Time to unhitch the wagon #unpopularopinion 🖖

Experienced investigators “almost immediately” saw the caravan explosives as a “fabricated terrorist” plot - a “con job”…

Destroying the environment and sending species extinct is one thing, but now I can’t take my dogs to the beach!? | First Dog on the Moon The toxic Tasmanian salmon industry has gone too far this time

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The fake French woman with the laughable French accent has done me in. Debut sounds like Dayboot 🤪