I used to be down on people getting mollycoddled but one day I tried getting mollycoddled and I can say now that there’s nothing so great as a good mollycoddling
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
I’m experiencing pain… in my pump region!!!
NO
square root of negative amalie. imagalie putting your hands in them beans
are people still living their best life. or is that trend over now
how do people have the gumption to shoot up rhiannas house but not any of these old people on the news all the time
an investment in america is an investment in yourself. and you can take That... to the bank
how can it be so cool. and yet so hot
i almost forgot what nice reverb the original clip of this had. very dreamlike
I would like to once again direct your attention to the Pizza Hut Oral History
square root of negative amalie. imagalie putting your hands in them beans
how have you done this
hi my name is markwayne
i was thinking it would be funny to do a set with like a podium and 13 colorful pop filter mics like they don't really do anymore and stumbled upon this 2021 photo, which is real
emptying my pockets at airport security, only thing in there is three brand new PING golfballs and one of those bicycle u-lock keys you can defeat with a pen
when will it be possible to put an AI George Washington in zoom calls to say things like "bob you've been quiet, what are your ideas"
being a lowbie rocks because I can say unpopular shit that’s true like “gas should be $10/gallon” and “it’s good when trump voters army kids get killed by a bomb” and not get a single moron reply
if stocks color green, then nation headed in right direction. HOWEVER if stocks color red, then wrong direction. in my own not so humble my opinion🏌️
doz van grundux. royalty
if there are any "Van Grundy"ies out there I will trade u names
this is the largest baby-still-on-back possum combo I have seen to date
cool dude!! ....interesting
the poop magician: is this your turd?
me: ...no?..
PM: check your pants....
me: !!!!!!
Our first Unreal Engine 3 president
imo the next world president of the US should probably just be determined from some sort of vehicular "death race" across the US
they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together
assuming there really might be a Woke Terror, im really throwing my hat in there for chemically castrating any men who have admitted to voting for this person
