Garbo the Sealbo! (5/5 Emergency Commission Slots)

Deal!

Promise~? <3

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

Autistic healer.

Casting shield magic primarily because it helps to prevent the exhaustion of constant hypervigilance to buff people pre-emptively.

*slapping repeatedly* 🐐💦

panel 1: fizz sitting at his computer. a voice comes from offscreen, but it's barely understandable: "can you fo-d th- la--dry t--i--" fizz presses the spacebar, pauses what he was doing and looks back: "wh-sorry what was that?" panel 2: the voice retries, but even quieter : "i said ca- yo- --ld t-- la----" fizz turns around in his chair, smiling nervously : "...sorry i-i still didn't understand..." panel 3: the voice goes "....." fizz, sweating, asks hesitantly : "...just a bit louder please?" panel 4: the voice sighs : "nevermind." fizz looks away with a sad expression.

auditory processing disorder 🔇

#furryart #comic #dogwithajob

lineart drawing of an ogre crying while holding a pen and tablet. text around him says, "everyone call ogre BAD AT DRAWING and IT TRUE! ogre barely even ARTIST!! ogre finally finish a 3/4 face, but ogre only can do basic drawing like a head and shoulder and can't comprehend advanced skills like "foreshortening" that make art DYNAMIC! OGRE SO DUMB IT MAKE OGRE SAD!! at this rate, ogre will never draw art worthy of repost!!"

do you ever feel

*pillowy

Gotdang autocorrect.

Ball guts are nice...

But there is something so beautiful about pillows, soft, wobbly apron fat. How it can drape over you when you hug them, serves as cushion as you lean up against them...

Sensuality and coziness all in one.

Furries literally helped make Bluesky. It’s no exaggeration to say the Bluesky is only as successful as it is because furries migrated to it en masse. Telegram is the same way.

Without furries posting their porn here, Bluesky will go the way of Tumblr. This is a plain fact.

Tbh, that sounds cute as hell and I approve!

ON MY WAY. <3

Handsome as hell~!

And that "how good" is a VERY GOOD!!!!!!!

You look so snuggly!

Apparently this is false, the article that cites this information was translated from a Korean article that doesn’t mention ChatGPT at all. The song was also written 8 years ago. I think Sherwin Wu just lied to try and drum up excitement using a popular thing

It should be illegal to be this handsome! Adorable, too~!

Keep it up, big guy!

The Spheal family of Pokemon: Spheal is a round blue seal shouting "brehgh!" Sealeo is a round blue sea lion snorting "snrf!" Walrein is a round blue walrus shouting "d'egg!"

Gen 3: Big blue pinnipeds
(Seals make weird noises)
#pokemon #gen3 #spheal #sealeo #walrein #cute #derp #art

Very handsome, as always! <3

A drawing of Red, a red panda holding a full hand of magic cards, with his commander card. He is drowning in +1/+1 counters. The caption says, "Most innocent, soulful expression ever seen on pamba face full hand more +1/+1 counters on Ramos than there are grains of sand on a beach"

A gremlin cat is holding a hand of Magic cards. The caption reads: "Most innocent, soulful and trustworthy expression ever seen on kibby face untapped swamps and forests more bodies in their graveyard than a European church at the height of the Black Death"

Meming for my husband and Elm

I feel like this is me, but with Blue/White as I use my Kwain Commander deck.

I'll get cookin' then~

Wait...holy shit, you've been gaining 80 pounds a year, basically.

*I eat half a "Party Size" bag of tortilla chips*

"God, I hate myself. I'm so gross. I gotta change things up."

*I eat half a "Party Size" bag of tortilla chips but dip the chips in hummus first*

"I am the healthiest snacker there is. Such a good boy I am."

For once, gravity would be on the side of the largest of boyes.

Me next~? <3

...please? o/////o <3

The scale is fat phobic, SMH. Doesn't it know your DESTINY!?