Garbo the Sealbo! (5/5 Emergency Commission Slots)

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Every time a Pokémon uses wish in a battle its trainer is legally obligated to break out a boombox and sing along to Airplanes or the move fails

Dang, I like using bulky support Pokemon...

Gotta start warming the vocal cords.

Local selkie accepts them

You know those moments when things get so absurdly difficult that you just...break? Laugh because it looped back around to funny?

...does anyone know when that's going to happen?

I'm so tired of being strong about all this...I just want a moment of peace...

I have yet to see a NON-cute Warren, but this is a very very good one!

I need a massive man to treat me like this I mean what-

Ayyyy! I remember this guy!

Good times. <3

Daily reminder!

Hugging, snuggling, smooching, even voring and/or fucking your local nerdy seal is a good way to treat touch deprivation for the average superchub!

I can prove it, too!

Krom, you are too sexy.

I'm sorry, I must call the tummy police. umu

No worries, I'll let you make the call of how I fatten up anyone else you'd like to see huge. All while teasing you about how soon you'll be that huge, or bigger. And how you're already big enough to put humpbacks to shame.

ADHD wrestling with itself, squeezing every drop of Dopamine out of it until the next distraction overtakes it, while it waits in the background, ready to strike when we least expect it?

But how can you fill someone up if you've already been in the chair for a couple hours now?

Ambitious, aren't we~?

The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way of saying "I love you but I'm tired of being with you right now."

To whom this may apply to...

Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Yes pleeeeease...<3

Considering opening up a few commissions...both to actually get drawing something I like to draw again, and to save up muns for the holidays.

Maybe Pokemon Trainer commissions? Like someone's sona with their Ace/Partner Pokemon?

"Yeah I get really turned on when people are kinda forward about wanting me" - person who struggles to feel desirable ~tumblr user fatguarddog

Deal!

Promise~? <3

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

Autistic healer.

Casting shield magic primarily because it helps to prevent the exhaustion of constant hypervigilance to buff people pre-emptively.

*slapping repeatedly* 🐐💦

panel 1: fizz sitting at his computer. a voice comes from offscreen, but it's barely understandable: "can you fo-d th- la--dry t--i--" fizz presses the spacebar, pauses what he was doing and looks back: "wh-sorry what was that?" panel 2: the voice retries, but even quieter : "i said ca- yo- --ld t-- la----" fizz turns around in his chair, smiling nervously : "...sorry i-i still didn't understand..." panel 3: the voice goes "....." fizz, sweating, asks hesitantly : "...just a bit louder please?" panel 4: the voice sighs : "nevermind." fizz looks away with a sad expression.

auditory processing disorder 🔇

#furryart #comic #dogwithajob

lineart drawing of an ogre crying while holding a pen and tablet. text around him says, "everyone call ogre BAD AT DRAWING and IT TRUE! ogre barely even ARTIST!! ogre finally finish a 3/4 face, but ogre only can do basic drawing like a head and shoulder and can't comprehend advanced skills like "foreshortening" that make art DYNAMIC! OGRE SO DUMB IT MAKE OGRE SAD!! at this rate, ogre will never draw art worthy of repost!!"

do you ever feel

*pillowy

Gotdang autocorrect.