Freddie Figtree

#mcm #monochromemonday

I love these ones!!

I’m taking the day off sick, so I’m going to have a wank and fall straight back to sleep…

It’s been a long day.
Goodnight, friends.

I’ve spent the afternoon eating sweet stuff and drinking Coke Zero and, reader, I do not feel very well.

Oh no! Well I have enough of a to read pile that I don’t need to worry about those then!

Me too!! Just a head cold and I could probably have gone, but I wouldn’t gain anything from it.

No long run for me today, sadly, as I’m feeling rotten and it would be a very bad idea to try. Shame, when it’s such a nice day.

*tingle*
(Hadn’t seen this yet 😂)

I’d considered boyfriend material, but it looks like maybe I shouldn’t!

Pretty sure you’d better get up today! 😂

Thank you!!

Plenty to choose from.

Thank you, very kind.

I don’t think this gives too much away! It’s nice to show it off, thanks.

Flowers AND standing;
Consider it a treat! 😂

Good man.

Staring in admiration.

Against my better judgement - because I’m quite clearly ill now and should be in bed - I’m thinking of delving into the archives. Let’s hear some suggestions, see what I can find…

Filth.

I had to think about this as I felt there was nothing to say, but then I remembered - beside a volcano in Lanzarote! 🤣🌋🔥💦

Maybe not naughty, but exotic!

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I’m tired and ill and horny, but I just resisted the urge to pimp myself out on Instagram. Round of applause for me.

I think the first one, to look at those nicely developing abs 😉

Ah no the swimming is fine. I’m enjoying getting back into it actually. Just not had a good sleep the last few nights.

I have a big tonnage. I need at least a couple of tugs to keep me on an even keel.

Yeah, it’s bloody annoying.

Thank you.

Ah, thank you so much ☺️

Good morning!

Morning pal.