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A fan Account for the game Satisfactory by Coffee Stain Studios and other Automation and Factory games!

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New GameCube just dropped.
#Steam

12.11.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know, Pioneers. I still can't get Satisfactory Modeler to work for me. I still use Satisfactory Tools. Maybe you all can teach me on stream some time or something.
-The Saddest Pioneer

09.11.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Worst Guide To Satisfactory
Satisfactory is a factory automation game but my factory only mass produces crash outs. ๐Ÿ’ฐ Patreon: https://patreon.com/ConnorConquers ๐Ÿ“บ Livestreams: https://www.twitch.tv/connorconquers ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโ€ฆ The Worst Guide To Satisfactory

Honestly, this is the funniest Satisfactory video I've seen since Joshua GameItOut.

08.11.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
So You Got Satisfactory on Console... Now What?
YouTube video by Satisfactory News So You Got Satisfactory on Console... Now What?

Welcome, new console Pioneers! If you'll be playing #Satisfactory for the first time on console this week, check out my intro guide. And welcome to the FICSIT corporation. Efficiency first!

youtu.be/MBgp9RcP0sU

04.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't forget to make your console a useful Ficsit Employee to Save The Dayโ„ข.

04.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
03.11.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will you be buying the Console version of Satisfactory? If so, will it be your first time buying Satisfactory?

03.11.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pepperidge Farm remembers meme that reads "Do you remember Quckwire? The Saddest Pioneer Remembers." Only Quickwire is purposely misspelled as Q-U-C-K-W-I-R-E.

Pepperidge Farm remembers meme that reads "Do you remember Quckwire? The Saddest Pioneer Remembers." Only Quickwire is purposely misspelled as Q-U-C-K-W-I-R-E.

I remembered like it was yesterday...
#SatisfactoryGame

01.11.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Reddit post that reads: "Pro tip: there is no limit to the number of belts that can occupy the same space at the same time"

The post shows a picture of at least a half dozen belts all merging into one belt by clipping them into one another.

A commentor replies "Yes there is. The limit is one.

Heathen."

A Reddit post that reads: "Pro tip: there is no limit to the number of belts that can occupy the same space at the same time" The post shows a picture of at least a half dozen belts all merging into one belt by clipping them into one another. A commentor replies "Yes there is. The limit is one. Heathen."

I don't know whether to cry or stand in awe.
#SatisfactoryGame

15.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A spreadsheet of calculations for how many of various buildings need to be created in the game Satisfactory based on their respective inputs and outputs in order to hit various end goal outputs of finished product.

A spreadsheet of calculations for how many of various buildings need to be created in the game Satisfactory based on their respective inputs and outputs in order to hit various end goal outputs of finished product.

I play video games in totally normal ways.

09.10.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty much all of it. Only thing I have going in is Plutonium waste. There are probably ways to optimize it a bit more with alt recipes, but I haven't figured it out yet.

I was not prepared for how much coal is needed for it. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

09.10.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm trying to plan out my nuclear production, and I felt my brain liquifying when I looked at what Ficsonium Fuel rod production involves.

09.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm finding out that I'm actually a fake fan, as I have just now discovered the Doug meme.

09.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A zoomed out overview of the production chain of Ficsonium Fuel Rods in the game Satisfactory. it is a tangled complicated web with barely legible text.

A zoomed out overview of the production chain of Ficsonium Fuel Rods in the game Satisfactory. it is a tangled complicated web with barely legible text.

Hey, you guys remember when Heavy Modular Frames felt like the final boss?
#SatisfactoryGame

09.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Happy 1st birthday, non-Early Access #SatisfactoryGame!

What's your favorite thing you've made since 1.0 released?

10.09.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been playing Satisfactory for 5 years and I took on a giant Green spider and it's still terrifying.

17.08.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dual monitor setup. The game Satisfactory on the main monitor and a YouTube video by TotalXclipse on the secondary monitor about Satisfactory.

Dual monitor setup. The game Satisfactory on the main monitor and a YouTube video by TotalXclipse on the secondary monitor about Satisfactory.

Happy birthday to me.

31.07.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture of buildings taken by Jace Varlet and posted on Instagram.

Picture of buildings taken by Jace Varlet and posted on Instagram.

Picture of Buildings recreated in the game Satisfactory.

Picture of Buildings recreated in the game Satisfactory.

It ain't perfect but I tried to recreate a picture from @jembawls.com Instagram. He showed it off and it inspired me and I finally got around to building it in #SatisfactoryGame.

04.07.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm thinking of making some Satisfactory, spray paint based art and selling it. Would you be interested in purchasing one if it cost $50 USD or less?
Yes? No? Need more info?

28.05.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
5 Satisfactory Tips that are Obvious Once You See Them Satisfactory seems to have endless quality of life features and cool tools you can use to make life easier. And with so many available, it's no wonder that a...

Satisfactory News coming in hot in the "Wow, something I didn't know about Satisfactory" category.
youtu.be/x12trt4SMFg?...

23.05.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Ada gjinka
#satisfactory #satisfactorygame

19.12.2024 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of former Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Snutt in a wig.

A picture of former Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Snutt in a wig.

Not gonna lie. I was half expecting to see a picture of the new Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager "Jason" and it's just this:

16.05.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it. That idea is for free. ๐Ÿ˜†

28.04.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you know about Update 1.2-1.5 that we don't??
Also, you could do a video about "automating your mining system." It would probably only be one or two clicks though...

28.04.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Walk Cycle | Satisfactory Animation Made this walk cycle last week. Still learning, so its not very great :(Song: Bubble Beat Box ยท Spongebob SquarepantsComposer, Lyricist: Theo Mondlehttps://y...

Another fantastic animation from JimmyNoStar:
youtu.be/RF_FCWVHohE?...

24.04.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
AGRONOM Announcement Trailer Announcement Trailer of AGRONOM game. Links and info below:Steam. Wishlist here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2893250?utm_source=youtube&utm_campaign=a...

Well. Found another one for the ol' Steam Wishlist...

AGRONOM Announcement Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?si=ay0...

21.04.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This issue has been patched!

12.04.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

~~GAME BREAKING BUG ALERT FOR 1.1~~

Vertical lifts are broken. Any saves after 1.1 may not work. It is unclear if the lifts built will need to be removed and rebuilt or if you must revert back to a pre-1.1 save.

CSS is working on a patch that will be out in the coming few days.

03.04.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is NOT an April Fools joke.

01.04.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update 1.1 is out! Go! Go! Go!
#SatisfactoryGame

01.04.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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