Matt Collette

Kid next door is going to kayak across the St. Lawrence to Canada today (parents accompanying in their boat). I told him to map out the currents and potential good landing spots ... for no reason whatsoever. Nope, no reason at all to do that- just totally out of curiosity.

I wasn't a ringer or even a particularly good player but I scored 4 goals in a beer league hockey game once. I still have the score sheet.

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My new neighbor has one and at first the pups were very suspicious.

William F. Buckley's Bill Never Came Due | Defector Perhaps the highest praise I can offer a book that took 27 years to complete and runs over 1,000 pages is that I can see why, and that it doesn’t feel like it. Sam Tanenhaus’s extremely long and anxio...

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I was proud to join so many of my former colleagues in signing this letter.

I am not surprised he would behave this way. I have it on good authority that Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schlossed as Schlegel.

Happy Canada day to my Canuck friends across the river!

IDK this doesn't strike me as the situation of a guy born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

It's more like a guy who was born on second base and knows he's the extra inning ghost runner who got there without getting a hit.

Saw this one today in Canton NY.

No Kings. Canton NY.

LinkedIn has become incredibly depressing. It seems that half the posts I see begin with "today is my last day at the Department of Justice . . . ."

Took 3 weeks but our on-site order from Portugal has arrived. In retrospect we may have gone overboard, but the Port was SO good.

And if you split, either get each attorney's time input into the court clock or GO FIRST. In a court that does not time separately, you can lose most of your time if the first lawyer isn't good at monitoring time on the fly.

I'm pretty sure growing up in the U.S. doesn't make him the only Pope who went to college and had friends growing up.

Today we visited a castle in Lisbon but one of our traveling companions wasn't feeling well and did not go. As we left she did NOT say "have fun storming the castle" so obviously we cannot be friends any more.

Truth.

Well that was one hell of a power outage. Fortunately we had enough port to get us through. Power is back on here in Porto. Gotta say, though, there were panicy vibes and rumors of 72 hours without power. Glad it's over.

Cat mural on the side of a building.

Carmo church in Porto.

Sculpture of men on bleachers, one of whom is falling.

Old church lit up at night.

Folks, Porto Portugal is a magical city. Very beautiful and the food and wine are wonderful (and inexpensive). And did I mention port? Lots and lots of port.

I want it on record that although I was a judge on many DOJ moots I am NOT the reason for this entry. But I have a few theories about who might have inspired it (and no, I am not telling).

Reply brief intro. Nothing better than pulling it all together in an elevator speech explaining why you win.

It's our anniversary today, a mere two days after Easter. I've checked and all of the lists of year-by-year anniversary gifts say that "half-price chocolate bunny from the drug store" is the perfect gift for a 36th anniversary. Wish me luck.

Just a theory but:

Officer: "Ms. Noem, how much cash was in the purse?'

Kristi: "3 hundr.. no, three THOUSAND dollars. Yeah, that's then ticket! Insurance pays this, right?"

Love that this person is also a fan of the Washington Capitals. #GoCaps

I cannot say this strongly enough --

If you are a member of the DC Bar, VOTE NOW for Diane Seltzer for president.

My dogs apparently think very highly of me.

They seem to believe I can make thunderstorms go away.

At 3 a.m.

And again at 5 a.m.

Many Republicans wake up each morning and think to themselves "what would Jesus do?" And they answer some of them get is "go on TV and lie his ass off, of course."

Inexcusable.

By the time major media agree that it's a dictatorship, it will be so far along that they'll be afraid to call it a dictatorship.