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Matt Collette

@mattcollette.bsky.social

Attorney. DOJ Civ App. alum. Double Dog Dad. Survivor. Was never very good at ice hockey (but I tried). D.C/Maryland and Ogdensburg NY.

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You forgot to mention that Admiral Halsey had the distinct honor of being featured in a Paul McCartney song.

29.10.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Potsdam NY

18.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am fairly certain that every member of the Trump administration copied off of someone else's paper in History class (and Civics, and ... well, most others).

16.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure this is how the Zombie Apocalypse starts.

03.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope it's true. With those people gone we can provide health care for all and sensible gun restrictions. Just think of what we can accomplish without them standing in the way!

21.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was dark and I didn't see the skunk in the backyard.

One of the dogs definitely saw the skunk and decided it was prey. He paid the price of his hubris.

And now we are paying the price as well.

If you're wondering, the price continues for a while (3 days and the meter is still running).

17.09.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The rains in Canada.

29.08.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Likely a nickname given to him by many women over the years.

27.08.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid next door is going to kayak across the St. Lawrence to Canada today (parents accompanying in their boat). I told him to map out the currents and potential good landing spots ... for no reason whatsoever. Nope, no reason at all to do that- just totally out of curiosity.

29.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't a ringer or even a particularly good player but I scored 4 goals in a beer league hockey game once. I still have the score sheet.

26.07.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.07.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My new neighbor has one and at first the pups were very suspicious.

22.07.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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William F. Buckley's Bill Never Came Due | Defector Perhaps the highest praise I can offer a book that took 27 years to complete and runs over 1,000 pages is that I can see why, and that it doesn’t feel like it. Sam Tanenhaus’s extremely long and anxio...

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19.07.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 19

I was proud to join so many of my former colleagues in signing this letter.

16.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not surprised he would behave this way. I have it on good authority that Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schlossed as Schlegel.

08.07.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Canada day to my Canuck friends across the river!

02.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IDK this doesn't strike me as the situation of a guy born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

It's more like a guy who was born on second base and knows he's the extra inning ghost runner who got there without getting a hit.

25.06.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw this one today in Canton NY.

14.06.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Kings. Canton NY.

14.06.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

LinkedIn has become incredibly depressing. It seems that half the posts I see begin with "today is my last day at the Department of Justice . . . ."

10.06.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Took 3 weeks but our on-site order from Portugal has arrived. In retrospect we may have gone overboard, but the Port was SO good.

02.06.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And if you split, either get each attorney's time input into the court clock or GO FIRST. In a court that does not time separately, you can lose most of your time if the first lawyer isn't good at monitoring time on the fly.

13.05.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure growing up in the U.S. doesn't make him the only Pope who went to college and had friends growing up.

10.05.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today we visited a castle in Lisbon but one of our traveling companions wasn't feeling well and did not go. As we left she did NOT say "have fun storming the castle" so obviously we cannot be friends any more.

03.05.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth.

30.04.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that was one hell of a power outage. Fortunately we had enough port to get us through. Power is back on here in Porto. Gotta say, though, there were panicy vibes and rumors of 72 hours without power. Glad it's over.

28.04.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat mural on the side of a building.

Cat mural on the side of a building.

Carmo church in Porto.

Carmo church in Porto.

Sculpture of men on bleachers, one of whom is falling.

Sculpture of men on bleachers, one of whom is falling.

Old church lit up at night.

Old church lit up at night.

Folks, Porto Portugal is a magical city. Very beautiful and the food and wine are wonderful (and inexpensive). And did I mention port? Lots and lots of port.

27.04.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want it on record that although I was a judge on many DOJ moots I am NOT the reason for this entry. But I have a few theories about who might have inspired it (and no, I am not telling).

27.04.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reply brief intro. Nothing better than pulling it all together in an elevator speech explaining why you win.

24.04.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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