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ok finally thanks

you win some you lose some ig. the job security was nice but i got paid in peanuts lol

currently feeling the "oh shit i'm a real adult" now given i've fully moved into corporate and have to think hard about corporate speak because i no longer have the safety of never getting fired because i'm way too useful to my boss in a role not a lot of ppl want.

day 4 of new job and it's just SO many meetings. i'm not even client-facing but i've been in meetings for ~4 hours every single day lol

it's manageable since i wfh fully now but if this were in person, i'd be so depressed by now

i actually don't like doing no hit abyss because it's so soul-sucking but i embarrassed myself during my guild's breaking army last week, and zheng e is on the lineup for this week so i said let me redeem myself

he also makes the weirdest grunt noise when he does his red skill lmao

i have been doing nothing for the past 6 hours except progging no hit abyss zheng e... i've gotten him down to ~10% but phase 2 is so fucking inconsistent

why does this fucking twink take so much effort. which dev decided to make him fly for almost an entire fucking phase????

Well, just booked flight to see one of my best friends who's got a ranch out in the Bible belt... Can't wait to be the only minority in a 20 mile radius but it's fine I'm just gonna spend the entire time horseback riding zzz finally an opportunity to put my Ariats to good use

Ah I just love hotel shopping on Manhattan, everything looks like the same overpriced art house vibe or antibacterial modernity just with different decade eras of decor

Swear I've never seen a higher number of CBCs/ABCs gathered in one place for a non-english speaking (non-kpop) artist at once!

I saw skaiisyourgod live with my man and it's cute how in both of our concert videos we can hear each other screaming lol

TMI

I signed an offer letter!!!! Double my current salary!!! (It's actually not that much, slightly below competitive for the role and industry, I've just been severely underpaid)

The first post-new job offer purchase I made was an Aneros for my man 🤩

the silver needle men always seem like they need a little something to relax
and the nine mortal ways men always seem like they need a little putting into their place

I WISH WE COULD ROMANCE NPCs
I NEED THIS MAN IN MY HAREM

had early thanksgiving at my BIL & SIL's place and she gave us a giant jar of homemade kimchi to take home

yeah this shit tangy AF goddamn better than some of the kimchi i had while we were actually in korea

i think at this point in time she has an acute understanding of my tastebuds LOL

good morning i accidentally dropped my entire protein bar into my soup and then proceeded to grab a paper towel to wipe it off so i could eat it

protein bars are expensive. not gonna let it go to waste

not to be that person but having lip filler is fun because now i get to have lips like the ones featured in every korean lip product's swatch photos lol

i guess no one but me cares about zheng'e and shen yilun

i came here because i just finished the granary of plenty campaign and my spidey senses were tingling

and instead, i find the most popular ships are... this
y'all are freaky what the hell LOL

damn that's gay

imagine if the guy who came up with jianghu got royalties from it or smthn. richest man fr

yeah....

tbh the environment is really the best part of the graphics

This just released today so tonight is the night I play video games while drunk

Haha one of the guys sounds and acts like that dude from word of honor

I love monster trucks (big cars and lifted cars in general as long as it doesn't look disproportional) and I love horseback riding!!!

THIS thing. If you asked me to describe myself using one image, it would be this goddamn sticker.

I swear I'm not actually diving into omegaverse or anything, it's just a feelsbad to avoid reading it because a lot of good titles are omegaverse and it feels like I'm losing out on something good

Didn't expect to ever read this sentence but here we are

i'm surprised to have gotten so much love from finance & fintech thus far. like i'm certainly not complaining, it's just surprising considering i don't have any experience in either industries

having imposter syndrome because one of the biggest names in finance in the world wants to interview me and I could not begin to fathom why

sending my resumé was a shot in the dark. I didn't expect to get seriously considered haha