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Super Mario RPG screenshot where Booster is on a train and says "My bride-to-be is chanting, 'MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME'. Is she showing her happiness?"

Booster and Princess Toadstool at the church. Toadstool is crying and Booster says "What's this...? Water...coming from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?!"

The party and the chefs looking at the cake. Chef Torte says "Zee cake's alive! RUN!!"

Booster and the Snifits are looking at what's left of the cake saying "How do we eat this?"

Yea lol

Kink is and always has been a part of the fandom.

The most kissable dragon snoot there ever was

Imogen: "HEY I LIKE YOU DO YOU WANT TO EVER CUDDLE AND WATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING 😬?" Me: *Niko OneShot surprised/wow emote* "YES"

Yesterday marked one year since my girlfriend officially asked me out. We're still super gay and obnoxious together and I don't see that changing for the foreseeable future.

I love you so much and I'm really excited to share many more years with you 💜

I love finding really cool black metal bands that have less than a thousand followers on Deezer

An autistic little guy who loves trains tried to marry my girlfriend but got distracted after eating an anthropomorphic cake and that wasn't even the important part of the adventure

I love my smelly little dog

I wish he didn't make me get out of bed all the time at 4:30am 🫩

I have too many crushes 🥰😳🫣

If you don't give a fuck about your own art and dialogue, why should anyone else? Fucking loser shit

Looking at old discord server messages and DMs where I was asking trans folks if they thought the things I was feeling sounded like dysphoria all the way back in 2021 is so fucking wild to me

Don't make him sad #deltarune

Hehehe... I love these babies 🥰

*New Jersey accent* Nice to meetcha, I'm Paulie Amorous

My dad un-disowning me was not on my bingo card today 😐

Part of me wants to get out of bed and get an early start to the day, another part of me wants to sleep in for another hour or two, and still another part of me wants to just hibernate for the rest of the month or year or century

quick warm up - vivian 💜

YouTube video by Nightmarer Nightmarer - Hell Interface EP - Full Stream

Oh heck, one of my favorite bands put out a new EP very recently. I can't get enough of this stuff. Dissonant metal gives me life

good luck

pachirisu anthro!

#pokemon #pokemonart #furry #furryart #sinnoh #pachirisu

Aw, I could never stop being nice to you 💜

Everyone has always thought of me as nice and sweet and cinnamon roll-y but I feel like I'm ready to enter my insufferable bitch era

Helpdesk tip: If you're opening a ticket with IT, ending your complaint with a passive aggressive ellipsis results in your ticket being delayed by two hours

For most of my adult life I held the belief that there were countless people in this country who were just as evil as Hitler, they just didn't have the means to act on that evil.

Well

In today's episode of Adventures in Help Desk Land: a confusing conundrum with everyone's favorite email client!

User: "Please help, I somehow lost all my folders in Outlook!"

Me: "Did you try clicking the little triangle next to your inbox that collapses and un-collapses your folders?"

User: "😶"

(Apologies to those who followed me when I didn't post about kink that much- I WILL be doing it more)

Me a few months ago: "latex isn't something I'm into but I think it's neat and I appreciate that others like it"

Me now: "I LOVE MY LATEX GIRLFRIEND 😳 I wanna be shiny creature too 😳🥺😳"

Mean 😖

I want to be bullied so bad. I want my partners and friends to be so mean to me, depraved even

*wags tail* challenge accepted

Increasingly tired of socializing in circles where ai apologists try to act like I'm being unreasonable

Always sucks when I learn a furry artist I follow who makes the sickest art turns out to be white supremacist trash 😒