Dr Doom

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Thanks brother!
Btw…I’m on here now.
BlueSky Jones.

I love you.

You're probably thinking, "You don't even know me" But if people can hate for no reason, I can LOVE.

Baseball bats at the ready!

Conservatives threatening us with a good time!

Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.

Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.

you know what fair

DOOM has been awarded the Latverian Peace Prize.

Grab a brush and put on a little make-up

Her: You can kiss my ass!

Me: Is that a promise?

Her: No!... You know it's not!

Me:Be a lot cooler if it was!

Her: You're a horny bastard.

Me: Yes.

Where is her shadow?

Again @jamesgunn.bsky.social ... Please cast Kip Sabian as John Constantine in the DCU.

2.... Numbers 6 and 13.

Remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth

And pray that there's
intelligent life somewhere out in space...

'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth

In addition to everyone being 12 now, a stunning amount of people are also huge fucking losers.

Fun fact... DOOM is Uncircumcised and Autistic.... RFK JR is Unhinged and A loser.

Update: $195/$500

October bills rolled over, but I'm not going to increase my goal amount due to this. Any and all help is welcome. I can only hope I can get enough tips at my server job to carry on, but your help is surely appreciated. 🤼🧶💕💸

#MutualAid #HelpSky #MABoost #helpfolkslive2025 #aidsky

I'm praying for a Solar Flare that absolutely cooks the internet and everything digital.

Keir Starmer needs to fuck off.

Sometimes

I wish I was smart

I wish I made cures for

How people are

I wish I had power

I wish I could lead

I wish I could change the world

For you and me

I wish @zackpolanski.bsky.social was as cool as the Right Wing rags think he is.

Hate Me

Friend: I don't know how to feel about you...

Me: That's easy, Listen to this.

open.spotify.com/track/1tL40t...

ABSOLUTELY THIS!!!

HITLER DIDN'T START WITH CAMPS. HE STARTED WITH: MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN BANNING BOOKS TARGETING THE PRESS BLAMING IMMIGRANTS CREATING ENEMIES FROM NEIGHBORS DEFUNDING THE ARTS STOKING FEAR OF OUTSIDERS DEMONIZING EDUCATORS SOUND FAMILIAR? OR SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?

It is #Wednesday.

Mike Johnson is lying out of his ass as per usual.

Who knew that the Speed Running gaming craze would lead to the US Government Speed Running Fascism.

HITLER DIDN'T START WITH CAMPS. HE STARTED WITH: MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN BANNING BOOKS TARGETING THE PRESS BLAMING IMMIGRANTS CREATING ENEMIES FROM NEIGHBORS DEFUNDING THE ARTS STOKING FEAR OF OUTSIDERS DEMONIZING EDUCATORS SOUND FAMILIAR? OR SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?

It is #Wednesday.