Jon Arnesen

If that’s a man, he’s created in God’s image at the time God had an image as a fucking monkey.

No, Elon, he never had a David Bowie image. That wasn’t Ziggy Stardust. It was a spider.

Enda bra det ikke har skjedd på ei olympisk femmil siden femmila i Chamonix 1924
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Constant reruns of never agains

Dokument inifrån 🪗

Piktogrammer OL Lillehammer

Pikktogrammer

Tidö-ministrar be like:

Press doorbell at your own risk.
Expect to be treated as a Jehovah's Witness.
By a devil that knows the Bible better than any living religious being possibly could.

Whatever we would call politics are today pure Ponzi schemes

- Har du ätit? Ja!
- Har du inte ätit? Ät en två-äggs omelett naturell utan bröd och ketchup, och gå och lägg dig!
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Meg: 🗯️ Intimitetstyrann! ✊

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Lite global uppvärmning gör oss varmt välkomna i Miljöpartiet ☝️😉

Ordbruken i debatten, både i Sverige og Norge, er jo ordagrant at lovbrytere skal utvises blankt — uten rettsprøvning. Uansett etnisk bakgrunn. Typ ”måla mig brun och returner mig till ett Kabul jag inte kommer ifrån” — om man till exempel är av 100% Fränsta inavel i 50 generationer

Calvin & Hobbes strip starting off with them about to play (American) football, immediately changing the rules as they rather quarrel than play the game, as follows: 1) Hobbes: - The center snaps the ball to the quarterback! Calvin: - No, he doesn’t! 2) Hobbes: - He doesn’t? Calvin: - No! Secretly he’s the quarterback of the other team! He keeps the ball! 3) Hobbes: - A traitor! Calvin: - Calvin breaks for the goal! 4) Calvin: - Wheeee! He’s at the 30… The 20… The 10! Nobody can catch him! Hobbes: - Nobody wants to! You’re running towards your own goal! 5) Calvin: - Huh?! Hobbes: - When I learned you were a spy, I switched goals! This is your goal and mine is hidden! 6) Calvin: - Hidden?! Hobbes: - You’ll never find it in a million years! 7) Calvin: - I don’t need to find it! As a traitor to your team, crossing my goal counts as crossing your goal! Hobbes: - Ah, you might think so… 8) Calvin: - In fact, I know so! Hobbes: - But the place I hid my goal is right on top of your goal, so the points will go to me! 9) Calvin: - But the fact is, I’m really a double agent! I’m on your team after all, which means you’ll lose points if I cross your goal! Ha ha! 10) Hobbes: - But I’m a traitor too, so I’m really on your team! I want you to cross my goal! The points will go to your team, which is really my team! 11) Calvin: - That would be true… If I were a football player! Hobbes: - You mean…? 12) Calvin: - I’m actually a badminton player disguised as a double-agent football player! Hobbes: - And I’m secretly a volleyball-croquet-polo player! 13) Calvin: - Sooner or later all our games turn into calvinball! Hobbes: - No cheating!

Meanwhile in Chagrin Falls, Ohio

#TrumpBall #CalvinHobbes

De trenger ikke innse.
Heller ikke å vente på en dag.
De ser ned.
Hver gang de skal pisse.
Da føler de seg som tapere, uansett størrelse og gangsyn.
Med forventning om at himmelen skal falle ned og verden skal ende, som de vil kalle det, som ellers heter «at jenter skal le av dem»…

Ikke et vondt ord om neandertalere, takk:

På börs

I NYC

BBC Audio | The Coming Storm | S1: 8. Epilogue The Sovereign Individual.

Det där är en ”nyliberalism” man borde kalla ”narcissistliberalism” ☝️🤨

Dom läser säkert The Sovereign Individual sån 1990-årens pubertala högerpopulister (fortfarande) läser Ayn Rand och Robert Nozick 🤦‍♂️

Lite obetänksamt val av ord här, eller hur? 🤔
”Varmt välkomna till klimatförändringarna i Arktis”🫢
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Fast det är ju inte rocket science precis.
Man måste sätta gränser för migranter man vill ha. Rätta måttet lär vara Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun 😶

A jury of your peers — takes some spending on trillion dollars dividends for a dozen and then some narcissist trade mark owning production obstructors…

— A jury of your peers? What peers⁉️
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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Mark Large/ANL/Shutterstock (2095484a) Ski Dubai Dubai's Indoor Ski Resort At The Mall Of The Emirates Dubai Uae. Robert Hardman Daily Mail Writer In Dubai For The Official Opening Of Ski Dubai. Ski Dubai Is The Most Ambitious Man-made Ski Resort On The Planet. It Has Now Fewer Than Five Different Types Of Ski Slope All Caked In 2ft Of Real Snow Including The World' First Indoor 'black' Run (black Runs Being The Most Challenging) And A Special Snowboarding Track. There Is Even A Bobsleigh Run. And It Is Attached To The Largest Shopping Centre Anywhere Outside North Ameria A Brand-new A500million Retail Monster Called The Mall Of The Emirates Which Is Blingin Away On The Other Side Of The Reinforced Glass Walls. Robert Had Come For A Sneak Preview. But It Is Not Just The Scalr Of The A50million Piste Which Takes Your Breath Away. It Is The Sheer Cockiness Of The Idea. Other Countries Britain Included Have Had Indoor Ski Slopes For Some Time. But They Are All In Colder Nations Where Some Of The Citizenry Actually Go Skiing From Time To Time. This Thing The First Of Its Kind Anywhere In The Arab World Has To Be Kept At Sub-zero Temperature Can Head For Boiling Point Up On The Roof. It Is All As Bewildering For Some Of The Locals. Ski Dubai Dubai's Indoor Ski Resort At The Mall Of The Emirates Dubai Uae. Robert Hardman Daily Mail Writer In Dubai For The Official Opening Of Ski Dubai. Ski Dubai Is The Most Ambitious Man-made Ski Resort On The Planet. It Has Now Fewer Than Five

Slett ikke.
Welcome to Ski Dubai!
Where fossil fuels go to lure skiers away from the alps.

Operation Wetback - Wikipedia

Operation Wetback ftw

Next time Dubai 🤷‍♂️

Breaking: Danmark sender hospitalsskib til USA for at behandle de mange der er kommet til skade efter at have været i kløerne på ICE.

Er det ingen som leser fakturaene?
Det står jo 0.00 i kroner-kolonnen på 7 av 10 registrerte passeringer.
Da bomprisen gikk opp, og antall bom-«stasjoner» i Oslo ble femdoblet, falt mine bompengeutgifter med 70%!
Jeg fikk faktisk ikke en eneste regning fra stiftelsen av bompengepartiet til valget🫢

Kan ikke se den opposisjon under krig

Pocahontas’ father, chief "Powhatan (c. 1547 – c. 1618), whose proper name was Wahunsenacawh (alternately spelled Wahunsenacah, Wahunsunacock, or Wahunsonacock), was the leader of the Powhatan, an alliance of Algonquian-speaking Native Americans living in Tsenacommacah, in the Tidewater region of Virginia at the time when English settlers landed at Jamestown in 1607." Quoted from URL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powhatan_(Native_American_leader)

Ugh 😤

Du er rask til å buse ut med dine feilslutninger når du ikke har klart å finne fakta med de hjelpemiddel du har tilgang til. Minner om visse typer vi tross alt ynder å ikke sammenlignes med, må jeg si 🤷‍♂️