Lmaoooo @andraswf.bsky.social
05.03.2026 00:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@emuhp.bsky.social
Rascal π π΅πΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³π¬π She/her Profile pic: white woman, blonde hair, close up of face wearing a colander viking helmet with bananas for horns Banner: a Barbie style font headline: 'the feminist agenda will kill us all'
Lmaoooo @andraswf.bsky.social
05.03.2026 00:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hey are you a marginalised person who could use a voiceover in your business or startup or campaign or whatever else?
I periodically put up this offer:
I'll voice something under 500 words for free, just DM me.
If you know someone who could use this, please pass it to them.
vimeo.com/640687479
Chat Gritains Bot Talent?
05.03.2026 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Buy this tiny guy a stool, agree a fee and you'll be getting breakfast in bed until he's old enough to negotiate
05.03.2026 00:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't take any nonsense. I pay the bills.
05.03.2026 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bloody hell that's huge, is there a body in it
05.03.2026 00:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes. I poke Babyface's belly button all the time
05.03.2026 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is the one time I dont care about ai taking jobs mate
05.03.2026 00:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They work for Morgan Stanley
A piece of dog shit could replace them and still be more human
You'll *shit* when you hear about Nostradamus
05.03.2026 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is positive masculinity along with kill all the incels
04.03.2026 22:59 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0No mate. Why.
05.03.2026 00:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tbf he probably was also The Milkman too, as it were
04.03.2026 23:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bless her, rip Luna π
04.03.2026 23:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ryan Barclay, 26, from Glasgow, tells Metro that being aware of your surroundings for passenger information announcements is, in his opinion, a 'valid reason' to listen to TV shows or podcasts without headphones.
He regularly listens to podcasts on public transport without headphones, for this reason, but also because he thinks 'headphones can be quite insular' and 'isolating' preventing you from striking up random conversations with fellow passengers about what you're listening to.
From now on this cunt should pray every morning Iβm not on the same public transport as he is.
metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/m...
My guy should have binned her spectacularly at the fist syllable of that nonsense
04.03.2026 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The red wall exists, and has done solidly for so many years, is for one reason and one reason only: solidarity amongst the working class
Something which a person who was privately educated will never, ever understand
Mine sounds like it's having a little drink but only after about 1am until unknown o'clock. Its silent when we're awake early but less so if we're staying up late
04.03.2026 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
When you know he's OK and you've chilled out a bit, you'll really appreciate your typo in the original post
There's like 5 of my really good mutuals who are having a terrible time with their aging parents rn, I think you should form a bsky support group
Sorry I gave you lockjaw, I had my clit pierced off Shein
04.03.2026 21:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy to drive. I'm *always* the driver. I'll take a German car, natch, nothing too huge, nothing too low. Absolutely not an automatic
04.03.2026 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh darling, Im really sorry
04.03.2026 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sounds a little bit like you may be recruiting for a heist by stealth here buddy
04.03.2026 20:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hello everyone, Ramadan Mubarak. We need your help daily. My sons Ashraf and Rakan and I are having our BlueK accounts closed. I hope you will support us and stand by us. We need your help during Ramadan. The border crossings are closed and prices have more than doubled. πππ
gofund.me/46ce1af1
Will repost you Ahmedd
Cannot donate currently, husband car just broke completely
'Scientists confirm what women have known for a long ass time'
04.03.2026 14:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tbf the same could be said for me lol
04.03.2026 14:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Greasy smarmy loathsome cunt
04.03.2026 14:37 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Crowd funder to get Hegseth offed
04.03.2026 14:36 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0