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Rascal 🐝 🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇳🇬💚 She/her Profile pic: white woman, blonde hair, close up of face wearing a colander viking helmet with bananas for horns Banner: a Barbie style font headline: 'the feminist agenda will kill us all'
They're planting mines. The information is already out there
We bought an electric car last week and looks like it was perfect timing. I filled up yday but it looks like we'll be using his car a *lot* more than mine now
Did it break the window?? 😱 I think I have pee'd myself
Being a dick by the looks of things
after fuck knows how long of not having to know she exists, jess phillips is back in a big fucking way
Beans: never not horny posting
Always great to hear that Joey Barton has had a shit day.
Means no motorbikes jumping cars please
Not even remotely sorry. Cat bastard.
Colombo baddie vibes
You look like a sexy murderer (complimentary)
No. He's very much from the past. As are the people who vote for him, the majority of whom will hopefully be dead before the next election
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I'm pretty sure it was probably lip service to old shit by that point. Her father wasn't living in the country and she was unmarried but she most definitely had a bank account of her own
Fucking patriarchy urgh
"Twisted Prior's charter" was right there.
Ayatollah Broccoli
Wonder what my mother did given she was a doctor before she married my dad and that was pre 75
Organically meeting ppl is overrated, get on the apps and start bringing those numbers down brutally and efficiently is what I say
Nice bit of sexism ftw
Got married aged 47 mate. it took me that long to sift through all the shit that is mankind
That's pretty much me when I'm not wearing makeup. Like a really, really tired 5 year old
Barnabas just wondered out loud if there was a Nigerian one then we both laughed our asses off
It’s genuinely wild hearing press conferences and all the press briefings about how amazing the US is doing, we’re doing so amazing we might have completed our objectives, regurgitated breathless by western media. Then you see what the Iranians are saying and it’s basically this
I don't need to, I'm british
Youre being charitable there my darling
The only thing to be scared of in Croyden is the roundabouts
Ask them to do the citizenship test. I've never been more confident that I know their outcome
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Men
Barnabas better not think about divorcing me and marrying someone nice then lol
