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Rascal 🐝 πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ’š She/her Profile pic: white woman, blonde hair, close up of face wearing a colander viking helmet with bananas for horns Banner: a Barbie style font headline: 'the feminist agenda will kill us all'

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Lmaoooo @andraswf.bsky.social

05.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Conor Mahood Voiceovers Video Demo.mp4 Some of my favourite clips from jobs for Guinness, The United Nations and others. https://www.conorvoice.com/

Hey are you a marginalised person who could use a voiceover in your business or startup or campaign or whatever else?

I periodically put up this offer:
I'll voice something under 500 words for free, just DM me.

If you know someone who could use this, please pass it to them.

vimeo.com/640687479

04.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Chat Gritains Bot Talent?

05.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buy this tiny guy a stool, agree a fee and you'll be getting breakfast in bed until he's old enough to negotiate

05.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't take any nonsense. I pay the bills.

05.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody hell that's huge, is there a body in it

05.03.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I poke Babyface's belly button all the time

05.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the one time I dont care about ai taking jobs mate

05.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They work for Morgan Stanley

A piece of dog shit could replace them and still be more human

05.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll *shit* when you hear about Nostradamus

05.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is positive masculinity along with kill all the incels

04.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No mate. Why.

05.03.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf he probably was also The Milkman too, as it were

04.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless her, rip Luna πŸ’”

04.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ryan Barclay, 26, from Glasgow, tells Metro that being aware of your surroundings for passenger information announcements is, in his opinion, a 'valid reason' to listen to TV shows or podcasts
without headphones.

Ryan Barclay, 26, from Glasgow, tells Metro that being aware of your surroundings for passenger information announcements is, in his opinion, a 'valid reason' to listen to TV shows or podcasts without headphones.

He regularly listens to podcasts on public transport without headphones, for this reason, but also because he thinks
'headphones can be quite insular' and
'isolating' preventing you from striking up random conversations with fellow
passengers about what you're listening to.

He regularly listens to podcasts on public transport without headphones, for this reason, but also because he thinks 'headphones can be quite insular' and 'isolating' preventing you from striking up random conversations with fellow passengers about what you're listening to.

From now on this cunt should pray every morning I’m not on the same public transport as he is.

metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/m...

04.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

My guy should have binned her spectacularly at the fist syllable of that nonsense

04.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The red wall exists, and has done solidly for so many years, is for one reason and one reason only: solidarity amongst the working class

Something which a person who was privately educated will never, ever understand

04.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine sounds like it's having a little drink but only after about 1am until unknown o'clock. Its silent when we're awake early but less so if we're staying up late

04.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you know he's OK and you've chilled out a bit, you'll really appreciate your typo in the original post

There's like 5 of my really good mutuals who are having a terrible time with their aging parents rn, I think you should form a bsky support group

04.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I gave you lockjaw, I had my clit pierced off Shein

04.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to drive. I'm *always* the driver. I'll take a German car, natch, nothing too huge, nothing too low. Absolutely not an automatic

04.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh darling, Im really sorry

04.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds a little bit like you may be recruiting for a heist by stealth here buddy

04.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello everyone, Ramadan Mubarak. We need your help daily. My sons Ashraf and Rakan and I are having our BlueK accounts closed. I hope you will support us and stand by us. We need your help during Ramadan. The border crossings are closed and prices have more than doubled. πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸŒ™

gofund.me/46ce1af1

01.03.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Will repost you Ahmedd

Cannot donate currently, husband car just broke completely

04.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Scientists confirm what women have known for a long ass time'

04.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf the same could be said for me lol

04.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greasy smarmy loathsome cunt

04.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crowd funder to get Hegseth offed

04.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0