Emu Hp @emuhp - Bluesky Profile

Well done mate x

13.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hopefully a future appearance at the hague

13.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Invoicing via ouija board

13.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😭

13.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You can ask them...? Aren't they sort of er dead?

13.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kitten in an amazon paper bag

Fresh kitten delivered

13.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

I believe it when I see it frankly

13.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmaoooooo I can just see some sweaty oligarch living in Kensington like 'niet'

13.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Oh uh god this is tragically accurate

13.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Plus BT lol

13.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I particularly enjoyed Essexdude, 52: 'just saying'

13.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OK mold, now do Rowling

13.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 51 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0

this is the guy he's talking to

13.10.2025 15:28 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now he's having to give his full name phonetically lolololollllkllllololooklkiml

13.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Barnabas is on hold, I've just heard him go 'oh god' lol he doesn't have the patience to be on hold

13.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I had a quick look for you and I can't find anything, sorry

13.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

James

13.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Swear to God, can someone give us contact details to some of this sweet antifa funding?

13.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Hey, Call Centres: if you're "currently experiencing a higher than normal volume of calls" and have been for months and months, maybe you're just "experiencing a normal volume of calls" and you need to employ more staff to handle the calls, ffs

13.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Big claims from a CEO, the most bullshit job of all bullshit jobs.

13.10.2025 12:59 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Myfriends🫂Mybaby Aser suffering anemia,weightloss,deteriorating health💔
‼️Myfamily displaced in atent, hungry,sick😞
15 person myfamily inthis link
🚨We need 1000£ urgent🙏
Welost everything in genocide
✅Verified by Molly Shah
✅Verified by @gazavetters,my number onlist(#544)✅️
tinyurl.com/Support-my-f...

13.10.2025 02:26 — 👍 20 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 5

Im sorry Mo, I've just lost 6 days pay and have had to pay my SIL rent, I'm broke. I'll share x

13.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just done a negative test, I'm so happy I could shit

13.10.2025 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

(And then went back to bed lol)

13.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First thing I did: KISS MY DAMN HUSBAND

13.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you feeling better today darling

13.10.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Interesting point on the language being used today. Israeli: hostage. Palestinian: prisoner.
2 thousand people, including women and children.

13.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 31 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1

My alt is a name squat, zero posts so I never get confused 😁

13.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FREE OF PLAGUE!!

13.10.2025 12:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SIX DAYS of no pay Vee, I'm going to be so poor 😭

13.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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