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Paphos is home to some of the worst british boomers I have ever come across. Keep them there

03.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely

03.03.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I...what?

03.03.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'your own security plans'

03.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he did? I had to delete my first one, I thought it was an eff bee nan, turns out it's an eff bee grandad

03.03.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol lmao

03.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the trump effect would have a whole different meaning to most of the people on this thread

03.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing we do can possibly help with this problem. How we vote isn't going to help the situation in america one bit I'm afraid

03.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We forgot the demonisation of trans people too

03.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Joined nov 24 crew

03.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tweet from mamdani:
chag purim samreach and a freilichen purim! to jewish new yorks, may you have a joyful purim, celebrating the courage, braveery and resilience at the heart of the holiday.

as many being to celebrate purim, the nypd will be deploying addional resources to synagogues and  cultural institutions across the five boroughs to help ensure a joyful and safe holiday.

michelle tandler:
i have never heard the word freilechen in my entire life and i'm probably 10,000 hrs into being jewish.

matt lefkowitz:
it's a german work(sic): frolich: joyful

michelle tandler:
german words aren't exactly the top choices for most jews

tweet from mamdani: chag purim samreach and a freilichen purim! to jewish new yorks, may you have a joyful purim, celebrating the courage, braveery and resilience at the heart of the holiday. as many being to celebrate purim, the nypd will be deploying addional resources to synagogues and cultural institutions across the five boroughs to help ensure a joyful and safe holiday. michelle tandler: i have never heard the word freilechen in my entire life and i'm probably 10,000 hrs into being jewish. matt lefkowitz: it's a german work(sic): frolich: joyful michelle tandler: german words aren't exactly the top choices for most jews

10,000 hours into being jewish and i'm still goyim.

03.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A bluesky thread where a user says "god help us" about the Greens getting higher in polls and referring to them as "drug loving terrorist lovers".

A bluesky thread where a user says "god help us" about the Greens getting higher in polls and referring to them as "drug loving terrorist lovers".

A post from the same bluesky user saying "just because I'm still in pampers and other nappies doesn't make me a baby girl".

A post from the same bluesky user saying "just because I'm still in pampers and other nappies doesn't make me a baby girl".

I regret to inform you that the Greens have failed to capture the vote of the most important demographic: nappy fetishists πŸ˜”

03.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Impeach him? That'll definitely work this time!

03.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you credit Wigan with being more erudite than they are, darling

03.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Valid

03.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's changed it now

03.03.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taskrabbit mate

03.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I shall miss you

Send me a WhatsApp, I'll dm my number if I haven't already x

03.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally don't know a single person who voted for her, nor do I know anyone currently who would vote for her if she ran again

03.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep going

03.03.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not really something either myself or Horse need to worry about

03.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This post is like catnip for US boomers

03.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep

bsky.app/profile/emuh...

03.03.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Batman's back

03.03.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once knew a guy called Paul spelled Porl and I hate this

03.03.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to say I do find Phteven particularly amusing bc I'm childish af

03.03.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen with a PH

Phteven?

03.03.2026 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus, we still have time. At the moment, anyway lol

03.03.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw Cache-Misère supporting Air back in 2003.

03.03.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeh, this

I dont imagine it'll be the last price increase, its just less brutal to do it incrementally

03.03.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0