vivi

funko pop in each pocket and my asscrack is visible

just kind of always vaguely sweaty in some way

gonna frolick brb

i used to visualize wrapping rocks in saran wrap to fall asleep as a kid

cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars

breakfast today is 6 kraft singles i melted onto a paper plate in a microwave on chicken setting

my son went missing here when he was 3 weeks old he loved the margaritas

casserole you just fucking put stuff in a pan Fuck you leftovers for 9 days

fuck me my millipedes got loose

tonight i will let the lead poisoning do the talking

i could cook something up for you white passing boy

update this roommate had a psychotic break about mind controlled roaches in the kitchen

demon

marines with ptsd dont even go through that much honestly have they ever woken up a little nauseous as a girl

ive never Even played pokemon my avatar is performative my personality is fake and my fit is trash

i like your grandpa

there was a microphone In him im glad hes no longer in your house

they werent ai generated

did too many percs in highschool when i hear mo bamba i start to hallucinate the rainforest cafe frog

does indeed have job listings for "coworker whos really into eminem and open carrying at dominos"

every time i get a stomach ache i instantly lose the ability to feel empathy for my fellow man

turns out this only happens when The man is ugly

should not have played minecraft as a kid it made me think only eating full loaves of bread all day was good im a fatass bro

first time at a lutheran church today accidentally partook of The Blood of Christ like a shot of pink whitney

ive added a wonderful heaping of aluminum shavings to your Disgusting fucking salad

i dont want To do that

closest thing im getting to reverting back to monkey eating bugs is mini m&ms

my skin is melting off of my bones

backrooms would be scarier if cillian murphy was there

please stop making shows and movies if your music taste is garbage i was enjoying this and then you Made me listen to twenty one pilots