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its pretty fun, the movement feels nice, they added a map which i think is a pretty big improvement

YouTube video by Sade - Topic Kiss of Life

youtu.be/uEcKk2U_U7A

im really unsure what is keeping them from moving that money around now, i cant imagine this is something theyre happy to be doing but i dont know enough about the business to really have any idea why this would continue

i think in this case its just better to leave it to the professionals

how else am i supposed to store data? i tried to do it at home but i got tired of having to cool the hard drives off by pouring water on them

Arkadyzja username "OsamaBinLabbing" (US Flag)

YouTube video by MELT-BANANA CHANNEL MELT-BANANA - The Hive - Official Music Video

youtu.be/BcqC8LSoBws

@sporadicalia: no please mr boat sir not the car i'll give you anything but the car please no 😭😭 Quoted tweet: @laserboat999 asking "Mileage?" about @sporadicalia's car reply from @laserboat999: I am a young rock and roller looking to make my debut in the big city [An attached screenshot of an Electro-Harmonix Op Amd Big Muff Pi Fuzz Pedal for $96 on Amazon]

hes ruthless

YouTube video by Animal Collective - Topic Dreams

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2MW...

might be the most profitable twitter bit of all time

hes just getting random stuff its so cool

wow

thinking this song is perfect

YouTube video by "Blue" Gene Tyranny - Topic Next Time Might Be Your Time

youtu.be/Z84emXzTerc

assuming i know what youre talking about i think this was a big thing on twitter for the past couple years too but it wasnt really the meta, i liked the guys who did it a lot though, it doesnt make me die of laughter but it adds a nice ambience to the timeline

the great twitter tech guy to poster wealth transfer

@MartinShkreli: dooo itttt @laserboat999: Martin. 2 terabyte SSD. Overnight. NOW

@laserboat999: Pick up the phone @MartinShkreli [2 attached screenshots, one showing that the phone is calling Martin Shkreli, the other a text from Martin Shkreli, reading "Wtf"]

A text conversation with Martin (M) and laserboat999 (L) M: Wtf L: Wouldn't you say I've earned it my brother M: I'm not sure L: Can you reach out to him on my behalf M: I can, have you tried bill ackman? He's pretty generous

he somehow got martin shkrelis number lol this is so good

i dont even know how they get it to smell that way, doesnt seem to occur in anything else

ive been hoping someone does it, been thinking about ways to measure this general problem too, like generating nonsense words and seeing if theres differences between real ones. seems fun honestly

im sure it depends on what kind of phone you have but im always able to keep it in the browser if i dont care about saving it, i like saving stuff though

i like the wikipedia app except for how it forces webview for stuff like the main page and category pages. what issues do you have with it?

we should do a "Wikipedia app open tabs check" where everyone posts their Wikipedia app open tabs, those always build up fast for me

@sama gpt-oss is out! we made an open model that performs at the level of o4-mini and runs on a high-end laptop (WTF!!) (and a smaller one that runs on a phone). super proud of the team; big triumph of technology. @laserboat999 Sam. You, me. The Amalfi Coast. ME: Double fernet on the rocks, club soda to taste. YOU: One delightfully sweetbitter negroni, stirred 2,900,000,000 revolutions counter-clockwise, one for each hertz of the NVIDIA 5090 in the gaming PC you will buy and ship to my house @sama ok this was funny, send me your address and ill send you a 5090

@laserboat999: Sláinte, Mister Altman. Pleasure doin' biz with you. You'll be hearing from my press secretary forthwith [An attached image drawing incomprehensible connections between laserboat999 and various tech and political figures] Quoted tweet by @sama: ok this was funny, send me your address and ill send you a 5090

@laserboat999 Thank you for your attention to this matter [An attached image drawing incomprehensible connections between various tech and political figures] Quoted post @nabeelqu: I followed you back. To confirm delivery you must first produce one of those deranged satanic image meme things though. @nabeelqu: [An attached image showing a confirmed Amazon order for 32GB of RAM]

@laserboat999: This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me Quoted post from @theo: Congrats you now have a blue check [An attached screenshot of twitter blue/X premium being gifted to laserboat999]

currently amazed watching this guy on twitter slowly build a whole gaming PC by just asking big tech accounts to buy and ship him parts

looks like i may end up pivoting from guilty gear modding to time travel technology

so if i uninstall guilty gear will a tech company get back to me or is that not how it works

i was so surprised when this came out lol i didnt realize he was paid to make it

YouTube video by Serpent Column - Topic Mirror in Darkness

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O579...

you could maybe parse timestamps out of the xml, whats the format like?

beating dijkstras algorithm is amazing, feels weird that its even possible to improve on such basic stuff in computing

Chinese scientists have developed the best shortest-path algorithm in 41 years! A team from Tsinghua University has broken Dijkstra’s “sorting barrier” — the first improvement since 1984. arxiv.org/pdf/2504.17033