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V tricky? You mean Vichy?

Yikes

I think it’s great an influencer like you is married to a smol bean. Very egalitarian

And if necessary you’d get back on it?

So you’re saying you’d hit it?

You’d need to get a vintage pay phone for it to complete the look anyway

Remember when this gave very serious thought to running for President as a Democrat in 2020?

Preferably the most humiliating and ugly looking one possible

The last Democrat to win a senate seat in Texas was…LBJ

Honestly, how hard is it for them to pay $150 for an identical pair of goddamn Florsheim shoes that fit?

Morons from top to bottom

What’s to over/under that we’re gonna see Bible verses on his cap at some point?

And just better shoes?

Currently streaming on Mubi

Looks like he’s seen some shit.

*to the tune of Eminence Front*

🎶Idiot plot
Idiot plot
Trump’s a moron🎶

These people are not very bright

*shoes, not shows

With the added satisfaction that Florsheim shows are stiff and low quality. I hope they are all getting painful blisters

He is such an empty suit that unfortunately has just enough support in the state that he will never face a serious primary challenger

“Check mate, Trump!” I say just before passing out from the gasoline fumes filling my house.

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

I’m surprised to see you truck in that sort of broad comedy

(I’m tryin’ man)

Don’t get me wrong, both songs are bangers. But they have been played to death and usually in the most maudlin way possible.

Plus, people use Hallelujah as a holiday song now? Really? Have you listened to the lyrics people?

We all have our delusions of grandeur

Could you buy the rights to “Hallelujah” and “Imagine” too, while you’re cleaning house?

But he didn’t even give them a chance to offer more money! That’s what Cohen found so baffling

Maybe he was offended they signed Williams. There were rumors he was upset that they fired Hefner. Whatever the reasons, it was clear he wanted to leave

Cohen said he found Diaz’s decision “perplexing” and the Mets made it clear their offer (which included a 4th optional year, unlike the Dodgers) was an opening one, not best and final.

The Mets were very open to retaining Diaz and he chose to walk away