Em

This election is the first election in years that i am excited to vote in, and that i am excited about the candidate i am voting for

Me: i don’t believe in a gender binary
Also me, to my cats: well if it isn’t mr. man and mrs. girl

Listen…i’m engaging

Let that be enough

I think i retract what i said earlier about you being on the internet

I’ve decided i’m always gonna be just a little immature

I think it’s important that you are online

I cried so hard domino came to check on me and then after a minute decided she’d best not touch this one

My sign to log off of tik tok tonight was immediately bursting into tears seeing a tik tok about someone mourning their incredibly old hamster

Thinking about ballxpit again

:)

Thinking about ball x pit

Oh yea
Update: i won the war

I am going to rehearsal for the first time in 5 years

:)

I’m back on pinterest and i’ve been looking up fashion inspo for curvy people bc i’m tired of seeing fits on people who are rail thin and i want to make my wardrobe exciting

And now i am getting ads and posts for workouts

I don’t need to train for a marathon, pinterest, i just have a fat ass

Most bearded

The knitting community is obsessed with the same bland, werner herzog-ass patterns from the same white woman rn

I’ve saved a couple of her patterns too but every other pattern on my ravelry fyp is hers and i just beg of everyone to look elsewhere

Cancel culture hurts everyone 😔

The only reason i stopped playing the ny times games is that The NY Times is a garbage company for garbage people and a garbage country and i think on a daily basis about how much i miss the spelling bee

I, a flute player, walked out of my room in the middle of the work day to see what the heck was going on and who had ron burgundy on the backtrack

A guy on the train is knitting a sock toe-up on double pointed needles using LACE weight yarn

Tldr; i need to level up

Tired: autumn is my mistress
Wired: autumn is the sun, the moon, and the stars

IT IS PERFECT PUNCTUATION

Any dash can be an em dash so long as you say it’s an em dash

That’s my professional opinion as an em

It is much more satisfying to celebrate the system of communication via sounds than to police its use

That being said, everyone should use the oxford comma

Live II, by Ghost Down track by Ghost Down

just shared this live performance I did a month ago :) ghostdown.bandcamp.com/track/live-ii

This is akin to when i learned that grammar is a construct and grammar errors aren’t errors so long as they convey meaning accurately, in which case they are colloquial

I got my COO to cause a stink with tech bro’s boss

I could NOT be trusted with the death note

I can, and i will

Currently waging war with a tech bro at work, send help

All forms of transportation are terrible

Teleportation now

Silksong cry count: only 1 somehow