Saphfyrite 💎 (@saphfyrite) — Bluesky Profile

3 months ago

Unironically, genuinely getting scared by how difficult it is to create a parody of capitalism that isn't immediately outclowned by actual capitalists.

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6 days ago

Gorp but slower.

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1 month ago

the day he saw god

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1 week ago

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

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4 days ago

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

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4 days ago

a cartoon of a devil sonic with horns and a black tail Alt: I love 2017x

Im really sorry but the deadpan smile, grey hair and expressionless eye just reminds me of 2017x so bad

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4 days ago

a cartoon of a devil sonic with horns and a black tail Alt: I love 2017x

Im really sorry but the deadpan smile, grey hair and expressionless eye just reminds me of 2017x so bad

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2 months ago

fucking stealing this from tumblr

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1 week ago

FAFO

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1 week ago

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

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3 weeks ago

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

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1 month ago

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

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1 month ago

#borzoi

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1 month ago

We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

cancel all your streaming services and tell them why.

buy one independently produced album, book, comic book, piece of art, ticket to a local play every month.

support your local library.

I'm deadly serious. This is becoming a moral imperative.

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1 month ago

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent”

a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a quick comic about jesus

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1 month ago

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

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1 month ago

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1 month ago

Fuck any single one of you that doesn't want this terror organization disbanded and its members imprisoned

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2 months ago

Either Palestine becomes free, or every place gradually becomes Gaza.

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2 months ago

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1 month ago

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CD ILLUSTRATION FEATURING SONIC GOING AGAINST METAL SONIC

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CD #SONICTHEHEDGEHOG #SONIC

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2 months ago

I have these bloondogs I got recently from Loblaws, they were really cheap after the holidays (I missed out on the blue one before they sold out) and they even some much bigger ones that were plain red or green. I love em lol

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2 months ago

Are you at an event?

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