Olin G. Hannum

Windsor had a hell of a game. There was a play where the snap was three feet off center and he double-handed it and still got the punt off.

"Bells up" is my least favorite instruction to see in a score

Everyone needs to go watch the vod of Magi v Mango in top 8 over the weekend. Crazy hype match

You guys ever ruin your reputation and give away your tiny little bit of self-worth for free to a person who never respected you in the first place, then get tossed to the pavement with absolutely zero people feeling sorry for you? Me neither.

Wait now I see it's Murphy so this is a prophecy I guess. I swear if the ducks put us in that section I'll... be pretty happy I guess that would be better than before

I'm such a stickler watching this I'm like 'hey that's not where the OSU band has ever sat' lol

Potentially hot take: San Diego is not SoCal

People who "react" to emails in outlook are nerds and not in a positive way

The Brighton crest looks like it was drawn in MS Paint by a toddler

Parish and company are probably going to be staring down the barrel of a big expenditure window to keep us intact but also I think that's alright. We're not a top six club, but I think we're firmly in the Villa/Everton/Newcastle tier right now. It would be amazing to stay there.

Biggest game in my ~20 years following the club. I sincerely hope that this hardware allows us to keep some players this summer that we would otherwise lose, and maybe make a run at Europe next year. Specifically being able to hold on to the Mateta/Wharton/Eze/Munoz core front seems very important.

PALACE ARE FA CUP CHAMPIONS

It's cup final day. Probably the most important game for Palace in the ~20 years I've been following them

If buying something doesn't mean you own it, then pirating something isn't stealing

"Illegally" really is a bad word choice here. Nintendo isn't the law. If I bought a broom and used it to pretend I'm a warlock, the company that made it doesn't get to say that's 'illegal'

Companies shouldn't be allowed to tell you how you can and can't use something that you buy from them. The use of the word "illegally" in this headline is really shitty. Nintendo isn't the law

PALACE TO THE FA CUP FINAL

(I know I'm a day late on this but I've been busy ok?)

New Ghost album the same week the pope dies is honestly pretty sick.

Universities Have a Computer-Science Problem The case for teaching coders to speak French

Great article. Reminder that universities are not intended to be trade schools

"we began doing what computers made possible, rather than using computers to solve problems defined outside their purview"

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

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5. If we sell Wharton this summer we better get like 100m for him or it's not worth it.

4. Anthony Taylor let that game get out of hand early. It's Palace/Brighton, you have to call it tight or people are gonna get hurt. These clubs hate eachother

3. Lewis Dunk still looks like a guy who gets arrested for punching a dad at a little league baseball game

2. Dean Henderson is a top five goalkeeper. The communication, the eyes, the service, it's amazing. The midfield isn't used to that kind of vision from the keeper, if they can catch up on the break it'll be really special

1. Glad to see Mateta back looking like himself after the Milwall incident. I've watched that first goal like twenty times. Glasner's three-front has really helped him be his best and I hope he sticks around

CPFC take their first league double over Brighton since 1933. Some notes:

April 1st is accepted to be "don't believe anything you see on the internet" day, but I'd offer perhaps we should take that stance every day.

Four #1 seeds, three #2 seeds, and a #3 seed make up this year's elite eight. This is the most boring tournament of all time

The sweet 16 has four conferences represented in it this year. The previous record low was seven, and there is only one team in the sweet 16 for which all five starters began their college career at that school. The new college sports landscape sucks and is boring

@engineering.oregonstate.edu soooooooofffffftt