Apophis: JAFFA, KREE! WHY IS THERE A LATTE IN MY SARCOPHAGUS?
The Egyptian gods will know if I go on any Stargate missions because I will be leaving a trail of pens, Post-it reminders, and rapidly cooling beverages across the galaxy, and assuming they will make their way back to me eventually.
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
If you enjoyed Animal Crossing, but wished it had a) Minecrafty terraforming, and b) Pokemon interactions so adorable you might actually cry, just get Pokemon Pokopia.
(It's for Switch 2, and it's a first-party Nintendo game tho, so it's a real splurge) www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Games/...
Another demo I really enjoyed was Swan Song - it's an action queue puzzle game where the queue takes the form of a music box mechanism. I found setting up the movement sequences very satisfying.
store.steampowered.com/app/3265290/...
I'm loving the Mythmatch demo :)
I've had to ban F2P match-3 games from my phone because it's a time + cash sink for me, so the prospect of a narrative game which isn't infested with predatory microtransactions is, if you'll pardon the pun, a godsend!
store.steampowered.com/app/1778050/...
LOOK! It's Twinkleby! This is an unashamedly cute diorama builder, which the devs have been updating pretty regularly! (It's Might and Delight, who also made the Shelter games)
store.steampowered.com/app/3362960/...
Starting a thread for fun or interesting games I want to share! First up is RACCOIN: Coin Pusher Roguelike. I have dozens of hours in the demo alone, and it come out this month! It’s my most anticipated game right now :)
store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/...
I guess it's always going to be a rocky relationship, given you've just spent a bazillion dollars to get elected and then you discover that in addition to the job you thought you were going to get, the Egyptian gods are real and they're angry with all of Earth.
I assume it's like:
"Sir, Major Hammond is on the-"
"Nope."
"But sir, it sounded urg-"
"Look, pal. It's always urgent, and it's always batshit. If you value your job, you will tell him I am out."
"...I'll tell him to leave a message, sir."
I hope that one day Stargate SG1 shows one of these conversations Major Hammond is always having with the President.
Congratulations! Also, I want to read the heck out of this!
Wait, you slice it rather than breaking warm chunks off with your hands???? We are very different people.
It is a harrowing thing to realise that "laundry" is an ongoing state of affairs rather than a single task one can complete. You can't even get ahead of it because time is so fucking linear.
Hello I wrote an essay for this :) I have also dipped in and read stuff by so many smart colleagues and I can tell you this is a BARGAIN and a TREASURE TROVE! (paperback is £14.99)
Get ready to visit @nictringali.bsky.social et al’s new world. Or rather, very very old world, May 6th
Would that be more or less ethical than a human quoting “spectacular” when the full sentence is “this was a spectacular waste of my time.”
I too struggle with object permanence.
In Stargate SG1, I really admire General Hammond's habit of writing off any colleague who is no longer in his direct line of sight.
"Well, I guess that guy is gone forever."
"General, I'm here! I just went to the bathroom!"
"No point conducting a search. Let's print the obit."
"But General!"
"RIP."
you might think I need to get new material, but I am confident I can dine out on this for at least another decade.
I know other millennials keep banging on about quicksand, but I honestly thought knowing about pyroclastic flow would be more important in my day-to-day than it has turned out to be.
Julia McKenzie has the vibe of a really capable and still pretty active governess. She's all sensible shoes and tweed, while Jane Marple is woollen shawls.
The whole thing about Miss Marple is that she seems really fluffy and old and gossipy. She can't go marching about, so she listens and knits and chats and people-watches until all the pieces fall into place.
And I know it's been said a million times, but Julia McKenzie just isn't Jane Marple. It's possibly the most baffling casting I've ever seen.
Finally watching ITV's Marple, and it's frankly exhausting to see how they've shoehorned her into so many non-Marple mysteries.
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The thinness of the skin would also explain how all that bile keeps leaking out
What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
i need more people to play Creature Kitchen, it's SO GOOD
