Helen Epic

Helen Epic

@helenepic.bsky.social

The Girl, with hope crossed on her heart • 23 • she/her

223 Followers 358 Following 389 Posts Joined Nov 2023
23 hours ago

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

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Estrogen?

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2 days ago

i think if i were put in charge of drawing congressional maps i'd be doing totally inane but ultimately harmless shit like dividing governors island across as many districts as possible or drawing little hearts and stars in the middle of central park

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2 days ago

everybody gangsta till the starfish starts walkin

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1 week ago
an illustration by Spindle of the character Anni (on the right, an elflet  with  green hair tied up in a bun and 4 hair loops, wearing yellow glasses, beige turtleneck, and black skirt) kissing a halfling woman (unnamed) on the left (brown hair tied up in a bun, glasses, red turtleneck, and grey skirt)

librarians kissing

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4 days ago

I don't think they ever sold it where I lived and I only found out it existed because it was in homestuck

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6 days ago

do yourself a favor folks, if you're 26 or younger, make a plan to dodge the draft. it's not making the problem about you -- the child you don't go overseas to kill will thank you for it in fact. and if it doesn't come to pass, better to have a plan and not need it than need it and not have it

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6 days ago

poker night at the inventory 3 featuring sans undertale, some random vtuber, jesse minecraft story mode, and the batman with g-man skibidi toilet as the dealer

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6 days ago

happy international women's day. cheat on your shitty husband or boyfriend with another woman and leave together.

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1 week ago

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

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1 week ago

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

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1 week ago
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happy birthday baiken
#guiltygear

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1 week ago

Fun fact: all Touhou fans turn into Yukari once they hit 30

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1 week ago

‘J’ is the most recent letter added to the alphabet.

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Wriggle Bytebug! (commission for @wrigglenightbug.com!)
#東方Project

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2 weeks ago
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DEVICE_FRIEND

#deltarune #utdr #krisdreemur #devicefriend #acryliconcanvas
#painting

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1 week ago

FRIEND is a character who is aware of the fourth wall and stalks us just as much as it does Kris.

If FRIEND fights us, it's not just going to be fighting Kris, but also the player.

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1 week ago

on the drive home i came up with a new theory. what if ralsei is just asriel's vape and he is weed so thats why hes green

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1 week ago
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Basically canon

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2 weeks ago
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New woman dropped

Patreon reward for @catgirl.cam

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1 week ago

Power is stored in the boobs

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2 weeks ago
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glad to see more people talking about that insane touhou plush store on ebay bc i discovered them after finding this fucked up scrunkly little youmu plush and i couldn't stop thinking about her to the point i ended up buying her and now i am waiting excitedly for her to come in the mail

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2 weeks ago

waow (noting for future reference)

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2 weeks ago

Faust (may be Faust)

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2 weeks ago

full of love ^^

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2 weeks ago

sorry i already joined too many servers and my nitro ran out

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2 weeks ago

Let's be real, Discord only really did these stupid verification things cause of the laws that caused it.

Cancelling Nitro is good, but if truly want to solve the problem forever it must be stopped at the source (the governments in various countries that passed these stupid laws to begin with)

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2 weeks ago

Jamie Paige

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2 weeks ago

hi

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2 weeks ago
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small progress

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