Chilli 🥀

I buy my guy video games and peripherals whenever he asks because they are his babysitter and I value spending time with him attached at the hip whilst simultaneously being left the fuck alone 🫶🏻

us when the matcha party in dubai has labubus for sale meme ALT: us when the matcha party in dubai has labubus for sale meme

There's a clown labubu but that would require unironically purchasing a labubu and I can't do that to myself

I am unfortunately going to have to become the most insufferable stoner in the friend group, one of the bois has uncontrollable plants and a 200L drum 💔

Always 💖

The Mice! 🙌🏻

Cried because my guy had to go back to work after being home for an hour this is gonna be a long fortnight lmao

Selfie of Chilli, a fat white woman in a black dress. She has shoulder length black and blonde hair.

Anyway my brain is evil and scrambled rn enjoy my cunty hair that will probably turn pink by the end of the week ily 💖

Got pulled off of my lithium because food poisoning and I've already taken a pair of craft scissors to my hair 💅🏻

Steel bat plug hoop earring

Steel dragon plug hoop earring

Hi hello I bought even more pretty plug hoops 🫶🏻

A man! A man has arrived! To share his manly views

Oops I accidentally politicalposted I'll turn off the Afghan part of my brain and continue to be a good apolitical white woman for you here have some regularly scheduled misandry** instead

**Misandry isn't real fight me

I am very grateful to be alive in the timeline that Iran is bombing the absolute shit out of Tel Aviv thank you Sepah

Selfie of Chilli, a woman with black and blonde hair. She is wearing heavy makeup and has several facial piercings with opalite stones.

My body is falling apart like a Victorian with consumption but I'm being very brave about it

American evangelism is a cancer that should be eradicated

Proud of you 💖

This is who runs this account.

Bodyvibe luna moth plug hoops

My luna moth plug hoops arrived today (along with half a dozen others) AND I went up a size this is a sign

Preemptively doubling my fuel budget just in case diesel is $4.70 a litre by mid-June

Pink Gus Fink Grim the Stitch Bear plushie

Grim came adventuring today because doctors are scary and I have a million concurrent Dying Of Death™ diseases

I've been given some funky new immunosuppressants to try, a heap of B12 injectables, and a referral for a blood transfusion because I'm horribly, dangerously anaemic ✌🏻

Day 2: another three loads of laundry, removed all the unidentified lifeforms from the fridge and freezer, sorted the tea and coffee making facilities properly

Istg this cunt buys dips and salsas just to use as science experiments

kermit the frog from the muppets is covering his mouth with his hand . ALT: kermit the frog from the muppets is covering his mouth with his hand .

Turns out I just needed no less than 8 cups of tea to rid myself of this awful headache

a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me i 'm right Alt: Why are you booing me I'm right

Been on a Smashing Pumpkins kick recently and I'm unfortunately gonna have to come in with my Zoomer ™ opinion that Siamese Dream is better than Mellon Collie

I like to circle back to phase 1 before the end of the semester

Mr president a second huntsman has appeared

Incredible how USians are scared of the word cunt but not of shooting little kids in the head

A large huntsman spider on the wall of my bedroom

Making friends

Day 1: three loads of laundry, swept and mopped all the floors, emptied the can racks in the pantry

There are pinto beans in there that were canned when I was in primary school jesus fuck

Listen I know my thing is bullying seppos for having the audacity to exist but I have a real fucken problem with the way poms pronounce migraine

Imperialist invasions do not equate to liberating women, btw

Aaaaand post

"how will you know about current events if you're not on X???"

Brother I go outside, I touch grass, I talk to people, you should try it sometime