Chilli πŸ₯€

Chilli πŸ₯€

@chillileu.bsky.social

Cat mum & rescuer | dirty Greens voter | fat bitch | bird nerd | part-time traveller | fan of the Oxford comma Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia

878 Followers 374 Following 3,307 Posts Joined Jul 2023
59 minutes ago

It's a "I can scrap it for what I paid" project at the moment πŸ₯΄

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1 hour ago
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a man with a beard is making a funny face with the words brother eeewhh above him Alt: Brother ewww meme

There is an ugly ass SUV in my yard now oh god oh jesus oh fuck

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2 hours ago
Gohan:
Do not tell Chilli 
I might've bought a new car

Pls no we have so many shitboxes in the driveway already

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4 hours ago

That's the idea πŸ₯² I was looking at $2k for 9000km a month ago, I'm currently looking at 6000km across the coast for about the same cost 😬

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5 hours ago

YAYYYY!!!!

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5 hours ago

Contemplating binning my Darwin plans and fucking off around the east coast for a month terrorising my friends in Bribbin and Melbin

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15 hours ago

This is the most Katβ„’ activity next to becoming one with the moss omg

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21 hours ago
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a group of spongebob characters are standing in a desert with the words welcome to the apocalypse mr. squidward Alt: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward

Maybe I will go open a bakery in Kenilworth after all

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22 hours ago

She caught the baby and I've found her half a dozen cat rescues I've previously worked with because I'm never fostering kittens again!

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1 day ago

Blocked by an incredible number of men over this btw lmao

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1 day ago

My brother in Christ your autism isn't an excuse to be a horrible piece of shit towards other people

Aaaaand post

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a woman with her eyes closed and her mouth open ALT: a woman with her eyes closed and her mouth open
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1 day ago

I've banned myself from checking the weather, I don't think I can handle the disappointment upon seeing another 27Β° day lolol

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1 day ago

LMAO

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1 day ago
Wait, it's all manosphere?
Always has been

Looksmaxxers are just Reddit incels with more money and feigned confidence and it is as pathetic as it is fucking hilarious

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1 day ago

There are at least, like, three episodes of Doctor Who about why the Lazarus Project is a terrible idea

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2 days ago
Kiwi bird plush

FIL understood the assignment

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2 days ago

Much better than those Jar Jar lollipops

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2 days ago

EXTREMELY real for autism feel

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2 days ago

I feel you, my 10k trip through the Territory suddenly feels extremely financially irresponsible lolol πŸ₯²

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2 days ago

Spend all week every week complaining about cleaning my house and then relax each night by playing several hours of power wash and/or house flipper

I need an IRL ding noise every time I do anything clicker training simply isn't enough

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2 days ago

Genuinely gonna be both cheaper and more fuel-efficient to run the BA Falcon over any of my other cars by the end of the week wtaf

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2 days ago

CLOSE THE FUCKEN TUPPERWARE LIDS OH MY GOD

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2 days ago
Discord automod falsely flagging Jeremy Fragrance as the F slur

Discord automod is the most painful thing to deal with istg

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2 days ago

I did in fact just bin everything because it was all aged and/or stored in a questionable manner and replaced the basics lmao

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2 days ago
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a cartoon says praise me praise me in a dark room ALT: a cartoon says praise me praise me in a dark room

The fridge and pantry were both chockers - almost entirely with FIL's stuff - and now contain only:

A dozen eggs, milk, sliced cheese, some energy drinks, and various sauces

Several packets of ramen, a bag each of rice and pasta, a box of tea, vegemite, blackberry jam, and a litre of soy sauce

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2 days ago

You're a genius

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2 days ago

We're all currently panicking about diesel at work

A $20 limit at $2.60 a litre doesn't get you very far in a tow truck, and I can't exactly wait in line for half an hour with an accident on the radar I would go straight to jail lmao

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2 days ago

This is Maymei! I do have the Lovely Emma froggy in the mail tho 🫢🏻

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3 days ago
Maymei Symbiote Neverland Cactus Bear plush

A friend to match my beer πŸ’š

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