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Getting tired of every single thing the government does being shaped around elections. As if they are tweaking their roster for game day. HHS is about saving lives and we're treating it as a game for midterms.

The Epstein Class way. Something makes you look unfavorable? Dont fix yourself. Get rid of the thing calling you unfavorable.

Ready for Friday. Lets get at it.

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Russ swears now???

No wonder he’s fallen off.

(Also, this is lowkey cute. Russ being human is always fun)

Just post the affiliate link already. I want.

Im not turning into one of those accounts that just posts screenshots. But this is good.

everyones gonna feel real stupid when they realize how far away the Moon is.

Excited for you. Also weirded out by your generations dating rituals.

You went on a date BEFORE she would give you her number?

Feels like the steps are backwards.

I’m more worried about the street light. Anyone check on it?

I’m gonna be honest. I mix up the AG bondi and the Press Secretary girl constantly. Just a couple mean girls way out of their league. But they think if they are grumpy enough, we’ll just accept it.

When they said it saves, on avg, 1 dog a day, I was floored. They’re trying to hype 365 found dogs a year being worth becoming a surveillance state.

First human ever to regrow a full head of hair after being bald.

YouTube video by The Arena Puka Nacua HATES the Seahawks

"Theyre not that good actually"

God he sucks so much.

Barnyard (Paraphrase): "You know how it is. I didnt hear shit except run over there and catch a TD. Done."

I mean. We need to reassess “awful” and “better” line compared to this year.

Don’t know how they did it. But that was the best OL Seattle has had since the 2005 run.

Whats absolutely dumb is they Streisanded the shit out of this. Cause now people WILL absolutely start tracking every single person since its been such a big deal to keep them secret.
If they just treated them like the normal thugs from BHP, there would still be issue, but doxxing would not be one.

I mean... now that you added....

Big Red in that SB run was higher than T5. I know we're quibbling. But if were gonna quibble, lets quibble all the way.

Theres a very wrong Puka.gif joke in here and I wont be the one to say it. Shame on anyone who thinks it too.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

I think Irvin played up to T4 a lot of the time.

And D. Lawrence also getting his SB after leaving saying, "I know I was never gonna win a SB there" and the Dallas pundits laughing at him saying, "You'll never win one in Seattle either".

For as much money they think is being given out to protester, you think they could find a single instance of it happening.

Are the illegals taking the jobs with them? Where did the jobs go? Are you deporting the jobs?

Are they against globalization or not???

Every group needs the hype guy, the glue guy. He may not know anything about the subject, and hes really busy after school - so he can't be there for the meetings - but he's also gonna show up with donuts once in a while.

Girl, it has been 24 hours.

Revel in our glory before fretting over this.

Looks like the teacher thats about to get real with you for a moment. Some life lesson is about to be bestowed upon you.

Im gonna come out an say it. I lied this entire post season run.

I.
Did.
Care.

#GoHawks

I gotta be honest, this made me feel better about the Pats losing than anything else I’ve seen tonight.

No. 1 team in DVOA after each week of the 2025 season:

Wk 1: Commanders
Wk 2: Packers
Wk 3-4: Seahawks
Wk 5: Lions
Wk 6-7: Seahawks
Wk 8: Colts
Wk 9-11: Seahawks
Wk 12: Rams
Wk 13-15: Seahawks
Wk 16: Rams
Wk 17-22: Seahawks