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Been watching reality TV since the beginning. I don’t hate on people, I also don’t “Stan” anybody. Mostly replies with gifs.

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Genius! I’d buy one!

28.06.2025 03:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When Rylee does the Kandi Buruss shakey cry… #nextgennyc #bravo

21.06.2025 07:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ugh… you’re right

14.06.2025 08:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I loooove The Rachel Zoe Project! Rodger is so confusing, you can see why Brad becomes successful and her assistant is so bi#chy I love it!

08.06.2025 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cruz Cauchi in 10 years… #thevalley #wifeswap

29.05.2025 04:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Peacock/Bravo please prorate my subscription this month because I did NOT pay for that Janet Dave & Busters scene… #thevalley

02.05.2025 08:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Little Cruzy is sooo cute, in his jammies, playing with his little animal toys on the floor… you can see how he was imagining a scene. 🥹 That age and phase of life is so innocent. #thevalley

01.05.2025 01:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What other (ex)House husbands would we prefer to watch being legally banished to the basement of the family home INSTEAD of watching their insufferable divorce play out on TV?

I’ll go first..

28.04.2025 07:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are Kenya and Cynthia still friends? Is that why Kenya said she wouldn’t talk about Cynthia on her YouTube response video? #rhoa

22.04.2025 13:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Easter! #rhoc

21.04.2025 00:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Dorit’s fake accent didn’t annoy me so much I wonder if I would like her #rhobh

09.04.2025 01:05 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

True. You’re right. I didn’t think about it that way. And the people at her event didn’t come there to see that.

08.04.2025 05:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doesn’t make sense. On Radio Andy with Jon Hill today they were calling it “revenge p🅾️rn,” but obviously those photos already existed.

08.04.2025 04:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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As an American, 🇺🇸 proclaiming to have a firearm during a heated argument is wayyy worse than displaying a bj photo that already existed in the first place. #rhoa

08.04.2025 04:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like that lil’shithead is now either working at the TSA or fashion director at JCrew. 😂

08.04.2025 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fear there aren’t enough Bravo TV shows to distract me from our current reality.

04.04.2025 13:59 — 👍 89    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 1
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05.04.2025 06:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg nooo! She was terrifying 😱 I hope all involved got some intense therapy.

05.04.2025 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We must be telepathic! 😂 Do you think that show would fly today?

05.04.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg yes the Wild West!

05.04.2025 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think they could make a show like that today?

05.04.2025 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes! 😂 So messed up but fun to watch

04.04.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Completely unhinged 😂 I wonder how all those kids involved are doing now…

04.04.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remember that show “Wife Swap” from 2005-2013?

04.04.2025 05:25 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

The banter between Kenya and Portia at the dinner is why I loved #rhoa These new girls are Miafying the show.

03.04.2025 04:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh absolutely, I don’t know why they brought her back. She’s not fun or authentic, just sour.

28.03.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Something’s not right with Brit’s husband… #rhoa

28.03.2025 00:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She couldn’t stop watching them and comparing, but I feel Taylor got validation that her and Shep would have never worked out.

28.03.2025 00:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Who’s gonna tell Angela Oakley that vow renewal on Real Housewives is the kiss of 💀 for marriage? #rhoa

28.03.2025 00:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you for speaking up. I’ve never been excited about a Live Action Disney remake.

26.03.2025 03:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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