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Terrible Tortoise

@terribletortoise.bsky.social

Rope bondage rigger and lover of the absurd.

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Latest posts by terribletortoise.bsky.social on Bluesky

Victim suspended from a single leg futomomo. The rigger cuts away her clothing with a knife.

Victim suspended from a single leg futomomo. The rigger cuts away her clothing with a knife.

Victim suspended from a single leg futomomo. The rigger drags a sharp knife across her exposed belly.

Victim suspended from a single leg futomomo. The rigger drags a sharp knife across her exposed belly.

Victim's hand being stepped on while reaching for the dropped knife.

Victim's hand being stepped on while reaching for the dropped knife.

Man holds the throat of the bound woman.

Man holds the throat of the bound woman.

A rope and knifeplay scene with ObviousPlant.

Model: ObviousPlant_ (fetlife)
Rigger and cutter: me!
Photography: @johnjanklet.bsky.social

#shibari #knifeplay #choking

16.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 17733    🔁 5385    💬 243    📌 252
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OK so Margaret Killjoy's infomercial for "Shut the fuck up" is my new favourite thing.

"When I get arrested, there's only one strategy I trust...
I shut the fuck up!"
- @margaret.bsky.social

08.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 248    🔁 74    💬 1    📌 3

The world got intense, and my body decided to be sad.

So I binged a bunch of @margaret.bsky.social podcast 'Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff'.

The world isn't better but now my brain is.

02.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 84    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Meme Title: when people describe serial killers as nice, quiet people. Image: Willem Dafoe in a suit speaking to the camera. Image Caption: You know, I'm something of a nice, quiet myself.

Meme Title: when people describe serial killers as nice, quiet people. Image: Willem Dafoe in a suit speaking to the camera. Image Caption: You know, I'm something of a nice, quiet myself.

20.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

27.12.2025 17:38 — 👍 3849    🔁 1212    💬 26    📌 4
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As it turns out, I'm also a terrible tailor.

Our recent performance at Suspended Harmony on Nov. 30th was so much fun!

📷 @ivy-expressed.bsky.social

#shibari #ropebondage

04.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Nude woman bound in rope. Hanging upside down with the top of her head in a river.

Nude woman bound in rope. Hanging upside down with the top of her head in a river.

Nude woman bound in rope. Hanging upside down with the top of her head in a river.

Nude woman bound in rope. Hanging upside down with the top of her head in a river.

Man in a kilt pulling an tied up, bound woman, out of the water.

Man in a kilt pulling an tied up, bound woman, out of the water.

It's a special treat when your own freak gets inspired by someone else's.

Photos, lighting and location by @johnjanklet.bsky.social (also IG and Fetlife)
Victim and co-conspirator @ObviousPlant_ (Fetlife)
Rope and rigging by me.

17.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Artistic photo of two nude women tied together in a foggy gully.

Artistic photo of two nude women tied together in a foggy gully.

Models: lavenderxxxx (fetlife), ObviousPlant_ (fetlife)
Photo: johnjanklet (fetlife and ig)

07.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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